If you can get out of town fast enough you dumb fuck.
The Met's star player Jose Reyes has signed with the Florida Marlins. He couldn't get away from the Wilponzies fast enough.
So lets review.
Mets. New staduim. Crazy prices. No players. No money cause they lost it to Madoff. No hope.
Sounds about right.
Ha!
I see Reyes and Ozzie having some issues!
ReplyDeleteThat's the biggest sports story of the day? Page 1 of the Post: We Wuz Robbed, over a picture of Ballard making his endzone catch IN BOUNDS! Your beloved Gints were robbed!! But like all Yankee fans the highest priority is to grind on the still more beloved and rightly so Mets when they're down harrumph harrumph.
ReplyDeleteCoughlin will be whining in the unemployment line next month.
ReplyDeleteI had to attend a meeting at a micro finance company today to discuss "clouds". I never heard of micro finance before and I now I feel a little dirtier now that I know what it means.
ReplyDeleteIt was non profit, and I felt a little gross entering the building. I was like this place is so non profit. There were so many minorities "who had a passion for impact". At least that was their mission statement. I was disgusted.
They told me they work with banks to give small loans to impoverished people-yuck. The loans are like between 200-5000 US dollars. Which for these losers is a ton of money They started in South America now are even in The Mississippi Delta. Could you imagine? They told me many of the people in these places have no internet connection or clean water or indoor plumbing. I was like enough with the stories I am about to hurl.
I was reading their annual report and Sunita in Northern India got a loan for $100.00 U.S. dollars. With this loan she purchased a buffalo and two cows. Well the buffalo was preggers and she now has a new buffalo which was a windfall for Sunita. She sells milk to other poor people and she is now able to save 1000 R's a month. Sunita was pictures next to some nasting looking buffalo milk.
Another guy, with no teeth in Mississippi, got a loan to buy some scissors and he is now a barber. The rural area was ecstatic about their first hair stylist. He was black.
There was story after story about some other third world thing, whether in Ghana, or Laos, Alabama or Zimbabwe, getting a micro finance loan. Of course there were pics of them smiling, with no teeth, in their hut and hugging a sheep. It was all too much. I thought I would going to break out. I needed an immediate shower after returning. I was like are you really sure you can afford Clouds Programming Consultants.
I pictured myself and husband in the annual report holding up an Ipad thanking the company for the loan and allowing me the pleasure of angry birds. Our slumdog kid Kumar would be playing on the floor too with a pig.
I hope to God they don't read this blog.
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Could you lend me a micro-loan, Titus, so I could put some buffalo, say thirty head, on my back acre? Being a dirty capitalist I don't care if they're crowded back there. As long as I'm self-sufficient on buffalo steaks and well stocked with rifles and ammo for the inevitable day soon when the Ubangis make their final assault. That's all I ask. So how about that loan you filthy rich 1 percenter?
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