Well why don't you give up a pic with a nice set of tits jiggling.
I am fucking horny. After my cleanse I am ready to take on the world and my balls are hanging really low with a huge load of chiz. I am ready to explode.
Now get those titty pics up now and lets get this weekend party started.
It's funny to send a fist-time father after Udder Balm to soothe his wife's sore nipples. The shock from discovering that her tits have a function other than his sexual stimulation already has him rattled. Telling him to go the the feed store to ask for Udder Balm is even better. He has to go down and ask for it in front of all the farmers and ne'er-do-wells who hang out at the feed store. And they all know what it's for, so there he is, telling the world that his wife's tits are chaffed.
No moo-cow no billy-goat Is gonna get the baby's vote Come on mamma, Come on and open up your shirt.
Not only is he telling the world his wife's tits are chaffed, he's publicly acknowledging that someone other than him is currently getting the lion's share of the good stuff.
Jeez, what next: Udder cream?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Assos chamois cream?
ReplyDeleteNatural Nipple Butter? ("Mama's got just the soothing balm for you!")
ReplyDeleteJeez, what next: Udder cream?
ReplyDeleteThat would be Bag Balm
Actually pretty good stuff for people who work with their hands, like in construction or concrete work.
Hi Dust Bunny, how's the Ganga? Any good?
ReplyDeleteTrooper are you pandering to Titus?
Does what?
ReplyDeleteWell why don't you give up a pic with a nice set of tits jiggling.
ReplyDeleteI am fucking horny. After my cleanse I am ready to take on the world and my balls are hanging really low with a huge load of chiz. I am ready to explode.
Now get those titty pics up now and lets get this weekend party started.
Bring on the dancing girls.
Huge Tits!
I thought the formula was a post with the name, "Sarah Palin".
ReplyDeleteRemember to insert your suppositories blunt end first.
ReplyDeleteI ate 3 of those fuckers and they didn't do shit!
ReplyDeleteEleven
ReplyDeleteUdder Balm
ReplyDeleteHere in the mountains, this is the preferred remedy for sore nipples from nursing babies.
It's funny to send a fist-time father after Udder Balm to soothe his wife's sore nipples. The shock from discovering that her tits have a function other than his sexual stimulation already has him rattled. Telling him to go the the feed store to ask for Udder Balm is even better. He has to go down and ask for it in front of all the farmers and ne'er-do-wells who hang out at the feed store. And they all know what it's for, so there he is, telling the world that his wife's tits are chaffed.
ReplyDeleteLoudon Wainwright
ReplyDeleteHey, windbag, that's a pretty good blog you've got going. Well-written, intelligent and pithy. What more do you want?
ReplyDeleteRegarding Rufus, some tit men start early.
ReplyDeleteNo moo-cow no billy-goat
Is gonna get the baby's vote
Come on mamma,
Come on and open up your shirt.
Not only is he telling the world his wife's tits are chaffed, he's publicly acknowledging that someone other than him is currently getting the lion's share of the good stuff.
Thanks, TT.
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