Hey, in advance, please forgive the thread-jack, Trooper!
Today is Dec. 1. I Advent is behind us, II Advent is imminent. Meanwhile, as I said, today is Dec. 1, which means it's also the first day of the traditional Advent Calendar, AKA countdown to Christmas Day (not to be confused, of course, with the 12 of Christmas, which I'd hope everyone knows starts at Christmas and ushers in Epiphany).
Maybe that's chickenlittle's mom telling him to get home and help clean up the mess Uncle Titus made when he got the phone call from India telling him the hub wasn't in the mood to fund a pre-paid for the holidays. That's just the kitchen. What's going on in the living room with the tinsel and tree decoration is another story. What's left in the suitcase that hasn't yet come out??? The pussies know and shudder.
Cleanse completed and I feel like a new woman. I am ready to take on the day.
Remember that commercial I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan and never never something because I am a woman. I used to sing that constantly around my house when I was like 4. My poor dad.
She was hot stuff back in the day. Then she went crazy and started living in dirt and a big mess and started fighting with everyone and was just a crazy person. But then she didn't have an outlet.
I saw this movie!
ReplyDeletePlease tell me she's not the inspiration for your new line of clothing.
ReplyDeleteLooks like my ex's place after she got through cleaning it up.
ReplyDeleteHeidi Fliess' mother?
ReplyDeleteNow we make violent love on the floor, si?
ReplyDeleteI'm quite certain it's Richard Milhouse Nixon, second Quaker American President.
ReplyDeleteHey, in advance, please forgive the thread-jack, Trooper!
ReplyDeleteToday is Dec. 1. I Advent is behind us, II Advent is imminent. Meanwhile, as I said, today is Dec. 1, which means it's also the first day of the traditional Advent Calendar, AKA countdown to Christmas Day (not to be confused, of course, with the 12 of Christmas, which I'd hope everyone knows starts at Christmas and ushers in Epiphany).
Anyway, here's my offering on this First Day of Advent Calendar Countdown.
Meanwhile, I'm listening to Jerry Lee Lewis.
ReplyDeleteand now i'm listening to this
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's chickenlittle's mom telling him to get home and help clean up the mess Uncle Titus made when he got the phone call from India telling him the hub wasn't in the mood to fund a pre-paid for the holidays. That's just the kitchen. What's going on in the living room with the tinsel and tree decoration is another story. What's left in the suitcase that hasn't yet come out??? The pussies know and shudder.
ReplyDeleteTrooper: beats the shit out of me--I eagerly await your confimation. Hope things are going well at LeLes valise. Bra fitter indeed: damn you sir
ReplyDeleteCleanse completed and I feel like a new woman. I am ready to take on the day.
ReplyDeleteRemember that commercial I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan and never never something because I am a woman. I used to sing that constantly around my house when I was like 4. My poor dad.
Now make it a great day.
Tits up.
You can bend but never break me
ReplyDelete'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
It's Edith Bouvier Beale.
ReplyDeleteAll singing, all dancing, all health and building codes violated!
ReplyDeleteGrace Jones?
ReplyDeleteJason was right.
ReplyDeleteThat is Edie. She banged JFK you know.
I like the cat up in the corner looking out at the photographer like......Heeellp meeee.
ReplyDeleteGoogling her makes it appear as though she were not bad looking at some points in her life, from some angles.
ReplyDeleteNot this pic tho'.
Of course the fag knew who it was but none of the straighty's did.
ReplyDeleteTitus: Of course the fag knew who it was but none of the straighty's did.
ReplyDeleteA very telling remark. I was surprised you didn't mention who it was, now I'm not.
She was hot stuff back in the day. Then she went crazy and started living in dirt and a big mess and started fighting with everyone and was just a crazy person. But then she didn't have an outlet.
ReplyDeleteThey didn't have blogs back then.
Just sayn'