Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Whose that girl?


She sure could make you shiver your timbers.

She was famous for being one of the girls on top of the Christmas tree but she started out with a dude with some hairy balls.

Whose that girl?

42 comments:

  1. Ewww-tell me thats not a camel toe and just a too lose bikini bottom--not that I would notice mind you

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  3. Farrah Fawcett? Oh, and you wouldn't have wanted her on the top of the tree, but underneath it, like a present from Santa.

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  4. She was on the wall in every boys bedroom back in the 70's, along w/ some lotion and kleenex.

    Poor girl died of ass cancer. She had a tough life after the Angels. RIP

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  5. She sure could make you shiver your timbers.

    I've heard that joke somewhere before.

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  6. She has nice tits.

    Tits are fun.

    Nipples hard.

    Erect.

    Horny.

    Jerky.

    Cum.

    Sleep.

    Tits.

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  7. Damn, Titus, is it the steroids, or are you always this horny?

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  8. Wait, Farrah had a thing with David Janssen?

    Damn. She liked 'em old, huh?

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  9. AllenS, bingo...dude. Was she on your barracks wall?

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  10. No, I was in during the 60's. Nothing went on our barracks wall. Nothing.

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  11. Titus, are you really gay? Are you a closeted straight?

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  12. Many gays appreciate a women's bod.

    I, particularly, enjoy seeing a nice pair of jugs.

    Seriously, at all my jobs and with my girlfriends I feel many of them. They never say no.

    tits.

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  13. But the reciprocal is not true. I have never had the urge to feel up a guy. Any of you others straight guys ever get that urge?

    I can only answer for myself. I do an occasional bro hug and fist bumps, but that is about it.

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  14. They never say no.

    With the roids ramping up his cheek, Titus the Hooter Dog the deploys the Sandusky Defense.

    Because talking about feeling up co-worker's tits on the job is the height of performance art, as long as no names are mentioned.

    Sort of like watching the boys shower and helping them soap up. As long as no private parts are touched what's the harm? It's all in the head.

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  15. I have never rooted for Penn State.

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  16. MamaM, you are creeping me out!
    Me too Fred4Pres. I'm having difficulty clearing out the tree full of tits, wondering if they get wrapped in tissue or plastic when the season's over.

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  17. I think MamaM's gloves are off.

    But if she says it's because of her latex allergy, don't believe a word.

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  18. Wait for it TT. MamaM's still combing her silver hair, looking for golden threads.

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  19. That is indeed Farah Fawcett when she played Harry O's girlfriend and found out why he was nicknamed Hairy Balls.

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  20. Mamam we became friends, the women and I and they knew I was a big fag.

    I asked, after a drink, and they allowed, we giggled.

    Totally non threatening.

    I would just "cup" them and "hold" them and then compliment them. They enjoyed it.

    The rare clumber is limping and I am freaking out.

    tits.

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  21. Ah, that deleted remark was directed to MamaM, but day shift is over, and the place is filling up with regulars, spoiling that perfect bitchy moment entre nous.

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  22. A place full of regulars?
    Like US and them??
    On a non cliquey blog??
    Devoted to ball busting???

    How does one make application to become regular here? Daily poop reports?

    Thanks for the clarification, Titus. MamaM was concerned you'd get busted for roids and perversion and jail time for those sorts never goes down easy.

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  23. I thought you knew me MamaM. I am the one that needs to be desired and hit on and pursued.

    I never to do that to other people.

    I need to be wanted but don't need to want others.

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  24. Titus tells stories. He tells so many lies that he loses track of what is what. I would say that he can't keep his stories straight, but that is obvious.

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  25. Sixty it is obvious you want me so I give in you can suck my hog but be gentle and put a bag over your head and body. Thanks doll.

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  26. Boys, boys why are you fighting and adding clutter to my pristine blog.

    Please be more couth and have more savoir faire and stick to the important and classy theme of this thread:

    Having anal with Farrah Fawcett until you give butt cancer!

    Jeeez I have to class this joint up.

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  27. Sixty could take a shot of the 16 year old Scotch and think of New England.

    Dogs with a limp are the very dickens to rouse for even the shortest of walks. No 'round the block and back to the farm action for them until things get better. But from the latest report over on the bear thread, it sound like things are looking up for the old pooch.

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  28. Poor Farrah Fawcett. She was at that age where she should have been getting a colonoscopy exam every five years. She probably wasn't having the procedure done because she didn't want a couple of complete strangers looking up her ass. I had the procedure done this past summer. My first one, and I had five polyps removed.

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  29. Agree with AllenS (but what else is new). Ms Fawcett was a beautiful lady; and I suspect her cancer was dectable and treatable. Screening exams do save lives, their alleged costs notwithstanding.

    And while I didnt see the sun rise this morning because of heavy overcast, I think I have made it through another day--the morning shift is reporting for duty.

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  30. In the realm of intrusive diagnostic procedures, and based on personal experience, a colonoscopy is preferable to a root canal and a prostate biopsy. Although for the purists, a root canal is not diagnostic.

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  31. Roger, my first exam was called a flexible sigmoidoscopy. Just the bottom part of the colon was examined, with no sedation. I had 3 polyps removed. Then, 3 months later I had the colonoscopy and had 2 more removed. Because the colon collapses with nothing in it, they have to blow it up with air, and believe me, without the sedation it hurts.

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  32. Allen: the sigmoidoscopy is usually done without sedation--I am surprise you werent put under for the whole coloscopy--Any, thanks for taking care of yourself.

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  33. I was given a mild sedative for the colonoscopy and didn't feel the pain from the air being administered. Watched the whole procedure on the tv. Had a big scare when I thought I saw a big tumor, but just then the nurse said "there's your appendix".

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  34. sometimes an appendix is just an appendix--when I had my prostate biopsie I got to watch the procedure on the screen--rather I didnt.

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  35. When I get my annual digital rectal I thanks God @ least I have a female doc. I hate it so much when I see a male doc I look @ their fingers. I'm sure Titus does also, but from a different perspective.

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  36. I never want to see any procedure. I didn't even ask the doc how he repaired my mitral valve. I learned as much as I wanted to know when the anesthesiologist told me that one of the lines he was jamming into my neck vein was to stop my heart, the other one was to administer the meds required to restart it.

    The one they jammed into an artery in my wrist - the one they so to instantaneously measure my blood pressure when my heart was restarted - that one hurt like a sumbitch. Dude - you could have waited until I was out!

    Next thing I remember was coming to in the ICU recovery unit 24 hours later. I guess the doc did good work, as that was 6 years ago and I am still hauling heavy rocks around, when I care to.

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