Friday, January 6, 2012

Happy Birthday Darcy!


Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer drinkin' from glass

Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy Mac, can kiss my ass

Whoo!

Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party

I love you, red solo cup
I lift you up
Proceed to party
Proceed to party

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack
But I really hate how you're easy to crack
'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' on them to help me get lucky

Red solo cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Let's have a party
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23 comments:

  1. Trooper YorkJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:01 PM

    Belated, but Happy Birthday Kid!

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  2. blakeJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:21 PM

    I don't think Darcy and the red cup get along.

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  3. DarcyJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:22 PM

    LOL!

    Thank you. :)

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  4. TitusJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:26 PM

    Happy Birthday Darcy.

    Hot beautiful MLF.

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  5. Trooper YorkJanuary 6, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    I think you missing a letter there Titus.

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 10:16 PM

    Ha! I'm the only one of youse who remembered Darcy's birthday was yesterday and said Happy Birthday to her on her real birthday, sheesh only a woman remembers such things. Men, bah.

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  7. blakeJanuary 6, 2012 at 11:14 PM

    Nuh uh.

    I wished her happy birthday!

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2012 at 11:33 PM

    OK Blake, you're excused.

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  9. Chip S.January 7, 2012 at 12:19 AM

    IIRC, this was Darcy's b-day wish from the other day:

    I kind of want my DDs back.

    I had intended to volunteer to try to find them and bring 'em back, but that woman in the pic has already searched where I would've.

    Anyway, buon compleanno to the Sweetheart of Trooper Chi.

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  10. DarcyJanuary 7, 2012 at 7:36 AM

    It wasn't my birthday wish, Mr. Mastroianni. But thanks for the thought and for...erm, looking! Heh. ;-)

    And y'all are sweet. Thank you.

    I had a really nice birthday. I got up and ran 3 miles and then had some cake for lunch and sushi and wine for dinner with my lovely sister Moira.

    I don't feel older! I still feel like a 16 year old sometimes, at heart. And I don't act much older, I know. ;-)

    Thanks for putting up with my silliness here.

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  11. AllenSJanuary 7, 2012 at 7:46 AM

    Happy Birthday the day before yesterday, Darcy!

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  12. Roger J.January 7, 2012 at 7:53 AM

    happy belated BD Miss Darcy--I am one of the guys who do poorly at remembering birthdays

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  13. windbagJanuary 7, 2012 at 8:11 AM

    Many happy returns of the day.

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  14. The DudeJanuary 7, 2012 at 9:23 AM

    Hey Troop - J now posts as Perezozo - you need to delete him.

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  15. ndspinelliJanuary 7, 2012 at 10:08 AM

    Happy Birthday Girl. Who gets to spank you? He better be spank worthy!

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  16. AllenSJanuary 7, 2012 at 10:21 AM

    I won't ask you how old you are, but, how many candles were there?

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  17. DarcyJanuary 7, 2012 at 10:38 AM

    Thanks, you guys.

    No spankings. Dang it. :)

    And Allen, I am 49. Boo! I don't want to grow up! Do I have to?

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  18. AllenSJanuary 7, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    Darcy, you have to keep counting birthdays, the alternative isn't acceptable. One of those magic numbers next year.

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  19. TTBurnettJanuary 7, 2012 at 11:31 AM

    Happy (belated) Birthday, Darcy!

    To stay young at heart, you have to have a good one to start with. From all I've seen, you have no problem in that department ;-)

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  20. chickelitJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    J aka Pezezos is getting slightly more intelligible. I think he's suggesting this.

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  21. chickelitJanuary 7, 2012 at 2:50 PM

    Oh look! He pussied out!

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  22. Trooper YorkJanuary 7, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    Thank you for deleting your comments Perezozo/J as your participation is not welcome here. Your comments will be deleted and you opinions are not valued. Please take your business to the Althouse blog where you a valued and cherished commentor.

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  23. Ritmo Re-AnimatedJanuary 9, 2012 at 1:38 AM

    Happy Belated Birthday to Darcy.

    Troop posted the Red Solo Cup song that my boss loves so much. Cool.

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