Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Whose that girl showing us her clam?


She just didn't show us the bearded clam!

She started an acting dynasty and has been a star for a lot of years.

Whose that Clam?

36 comments:

  1. Especially when you excercise them by clamping your thighs together!

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  2. Since blake hasn't gotten this one yet can we have another clue?

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  3. I wanna say Joan Collins but I know that's wrong.

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  4. Especially when you excercise them by clamping your thighs together!

    Kegel execises are a vise, not a virtue.

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  5. The clue would seem to point to Joan Collins, but it doesn't really look like her.

    The other choice would be Linda Evans, but it looks even less like her.

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  6. Damn, CL, you are inflicting some punishment tonight.

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  7. It is indeed Joan Collins.

    A young and juicy Joan Collins.

    Before her clam had been opened too long. So to speak.

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  8. Man, the intervening 8 or so decades have been rough on her.

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  9. It is indeed Joan Collins.

    So how come when I google image searched "Joan Collins + clam" it didn't return that photo?

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  10. Can pussy lips clamp down on the hog like a venus fly trap?

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  11. Jesus, Titus, you have the wit and wisdom of an 11 year old.

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  12. Is it true that women have three holes: piss, period and poop? I thought period and piss came out of the same hole.

    If so how do you know which hole you are putting your hog in?

    Can you actually plow each hole?

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  13. @Sixty: I think he's bi-curious but anatomically confused.

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  14. Got that right - he claims he has a pussy. Says he wants breasts. Confused doesn't begin to describe the scrambled rot that resides between his ears. But he is naive.

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  15. I don't claim to have a pussy but sometimes I say I am going to sling my pussy.

    I call my hog my pussy sometimes.

    I don't want breasts, I just love them. They are so warm and inviting and I just love cuddling them and petting them.

    Isn't that fun.

    Now do women have three holes: piss, period, and poop? And if so, can you ram each of them? And if so, which hole to you prefer to plug?

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  16. I have also read that most straighty men fantasize about fucking a woman in the ass.

    Is that true?

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  17. Titus, by your own admission your drinking impairs your ability to recall what you have typed here and I am not going to bother to correct your imprecise recollection. Keep thinking whatever you want, but seriously, get an anatomy book or peruse some porn - but for goodness sake, quit reveling in your profound ignorance - it makes your illiteracy look learned.

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  18. @Titus: I don't know what you read but that sounds like gay projection to me.

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  19. I believe referring to a womyn as a clam is sexist.

    tits.

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  20. I have watched tons of straight porn Sixty but can't see three holes.

    Do you know there is lots of porn with really hot chicks who have dicks?

    It's so weird.

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  21. I listen to Howard Stern constantly and all the straights on there want to do anal with women.

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  22. And Howard Stern is representative of which subset of the male population?

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  23. Incredible, someone taking Titus seriously.

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  24. I'll say this for Joan Collins. She made more money with less talent then anyone.

    Except Madonna.

    And maybe Brian Bosworth.

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  25. Incredible, someone taking Titus seriously.

    Titus has some bigoted opinions which are very serious.

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  27. "Titus has some bigoted opinions which are very serious."

    OK, but its kinda like Pee Wee Herman supporting Hitler. Interesting in a way, but irrelevant.

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  28. Well, we have achieved our Godwin moment, so we can shovel dirt on this ill begotten thread and move along.

    How about them Iowans, eh?

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  29. I be heading back to Twitter right after the caucases.

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  30. We come to bury this tread but not to praise it.

    Indeed, it is a strange disposed time:
    But men may construe things after their fashion,
    Clean from the purpose of the things themselves.

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  31. Cassius: Did Cicero say anything?
    Casca: Ay, he spoke Greek.
    Cassius: To what effect?
    Casca: The Greek liked it.

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  32. Sponge Bob Square Pants, lived a the bottom of the sea, clams a plenty.

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  33. This threads but a walking shadow
    a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more.
    It is a tale Told by Titus, full of sound and fury
    Signifying nothing.

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  34. How about them Iowans, eh?

    &*#@ers.

    =)

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