She just didn't show us the bearded clam!
She started an acting dynasty and has been a star for a lot of years.
Whose that Clam?
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Clams are formedible mussels.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when you excercise them by clamping your thighs together!
ReplyDeleteSince blake hasn't gotten this one yet can we have another clue?
ReplyDeleteI wanna say Joan Collins but I know that's wrong.
ReplyDeleteI see what you did there, CL.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when you excercise them by clamping your thighs together!
ReplyDeleteKegel execises are a vise, not a virtue.
The clue would seem to point to Joan Collins, but it doesn't really look like her.
ReplyDeleteThe other choice would be Linda Evans, but it looks even less like her.
Damn, CL, you are inflicting some punishment tonight.
ReplyDeleteIt is indeed Joan Collins.
ReplyDeleteA young and juicy Joan Collins.
Before her clam had been opened too long. So to speak.
Man, the intervening 8 or so decades have been rough on her.
ReplyDeleteIt is indeed Joan Collins.
ReplyDeleteSo how come when I google image searched "Joan Collins + clam" it didn't return that photo?
Can pussy lips clamp down on the hog like a venus fly trap?
ReplyDeleteJesus, Titus, you have the wit and wisdom of an 11 year old.
ReplyDeleteIs it true that women have three holes: piss, period and poop? I thought period and piss came out of the same hole.
ReplyDeleteIf so how do you know which hole you are putting your hog in?
Can you actually plow each hole?
@Sixty: I think he's bi-curious but anatomically confused.
ReplyDeleteGot that right - he claims he has a pussy. Says he wants breasts. Confused doesn't begin to describe the scrambled rot that resides between his ears. But he is naive.
ReplyDeleteI don't claim to have a pussy but sometimes I say I am going to sling my pussy.
ReplyDeleteI call my hog my pussy sometimes.
I don't want breasts, I just love them. They are so warm and inviting and I just love cuddling them and petting them.
Isn't that fun.
Now do women have three holes: piss, period, and poop? And if so, can you ram each of them? And if so, which hole to you prefer to plug?
I have also read that most straighty men fantasize about fucking a woman in the ass.
ReplyDeleteIs that true?
Titus, by your own admission your drinking impairs your ability to recall what you have typed here and I am not going to bother to correct your imprecise recollection. Keep thinking whatever you want, but seriously, get an anatomy book or peruse some porn - but for goodness sake, quit reveling in your profound ignorance - it makes your illiteracy look learned.
ReplyDelete@Titus: I don't know what you read but that sounds like gay projection to me.
ReplyDeleteI believe referring to a womyn as a clam is sexist.
ReplyDeletetits.
I have watched tons of straight porn Sixty but can't see three holes.
ReplyDeleteDo you know there is lots of porn with really hot chicks who have dicks?
It's so weird.
I listen to Howard Stern constantly and all the straights on there want to do anal with women.
ReplyDeleteAnd Howard Stern is representative of which subset of the male population?
ReplyDeleteIncredible, someone taking Titus seriously.
ReplyDeleteI'll say this for Joan Collins. She made more money with less talent then anyone.
ReplyDeleteExcept Madonna.
And maybe Brian Bosworth.
Incredible, someone taking Titus seriously.
ReplyDeleteTitus has some bigoted opinions which are very serious.
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ReplyDelete"Titus has some bigoted opinions which are very serious."
ReplyDeleteOK, but its kinda like Pee Wee Herman supporting Hitler. Interesting in a way, but irrelevant.
Well, we have achieved our Godwin moment, so we can shovel dirt on this ill begotten thread and move along.
ReplyDeleteHow about them Iowans, eh?
I be heading back to Twitter right after the caucases.
ReplyDeleteWe come to bury this tread but not to praise it.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, it is a strange disposed time:
But men may construe things after their fashion,
Clean from the purpose of the things themselves.
Cassius: Did Cicero say anything?
ReplyDeleteCasca: Ay, he spoke Greek.
Cassius: To what effect?
Casca: The Greek liked it.
Sponge Bob Square Pants, lived a the bottom of the sea, clams a plenty.
ReplyDeleteThis threads but a walking shadow
ReplyDeletea poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more.
It is a tale Told by Titus, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
How about them Iowans, eh?
ReplyDelete&*#@ers.
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