Friday, February 3, 2012

Deep Thoughts....by Titus


Titus said...
Personally, I think it is important for all men to have a relationship with their pucker.

Yes, it may be intimidating or you may feel "weird".

I recommend talking to it.

Say,"hi there little pucker, how are you today? I thank you for being in my life. You are important to me. Would you mind if I take a little peak down there to see what's going on"

Also, praise the pucker. Say things like "you are a very unique pucker, you mean a lot to me pucker, you are my friend".

Puckers..
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38 comments:

  1. chickelitFebruary 3, 2012 at 8:32 PM

    O the anality!

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  2. chickelitFebruary 3, 2012 at 8:33 PM

    "The Jets Are Pussies"

    Puckers are not pussies. Full stop

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  3. TitusFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:01 PM

    Profound.

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  4. ricpicFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:05 PM

    Puckers are not pussies
    Except to fudge packers,
    Who put in the poop chute
    What should go in the sponge.

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  5. blakeFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:23 PM

    ricpic--

    Sounds like the first verse of a song.

    But if they're not careful,
    'bout the chutes and the poops,
    They're bound to wind up,
    With a case of the munge.

    Munge, munge,
    Oh a case of the munge,
    And if it's not fatal,
    It can be quite funge!

    (Up to you figure out more -unge rhymes.)

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  6. windbagFebruary 3, 2012 at 11:44 PM

    There once was a fellow named Tucker
    Who one day discovered his pucker
    He whiffed and he gagged
    As he looked 'neath his bag
    And said, "Shit, that smells worse than a trucker."

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  7. TitusFebruary 4, 2012 at 12:27 PM

    I am horny today. I can't get this hardon to go down.

    Do you guys ever have this problem?

    Constant hardons are a pain in the ass.

    tits.

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  8. blakeFebruary 4, 2012 at 12:45 PM

    Yeah, that's testosterone for you.

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  9. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 12:50 PM

    Milk the joke for what tit's worth, Titus.

    -polyps

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  10. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 12:57 PM

    Look not for me where polyps bloom,
    When petals stained a vibrant pink,
    So nearer beckon avoid the stink.

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  11. Evi L. BloggerladyFebruary 4, 2012 at 1:34 PM

    Who doesn't like sausages!

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  12. ndspinelliFebruary 4, 2012 at 6:51 PM

    Titus, I haven't had that problem since 8th grade. And Titus..what's your view on "coin slots"..the upper ass crack when a man or woman squat.

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  13. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 7:53 PM

    I hope that what happens on Troop's blog is like what happens in Vegas.

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  14. DarcyFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:13 PM

    You guys crack me up with your poetry. Inspired by Titus. :)

    I'm down 2 (TWO!) sizes since October.

    No celebratory cheesecake for me.

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  15. The DudeFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    Good job, Darce, but remember, doggerel is not poetry. ;^)

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  16. DarcyFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:19 PM

    Sixty! Sending me to the dictionary. ;-)

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  17. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:28 PM

    @darcy: Down two cup sizes? :(

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  18. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:30 PM

    @Darcy: I don't care about cup size. We're BFF no matter what.

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  19. DarcyFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:35 PM

    No, two dress sizes. The other things are a little...oh, never mind! lol

    BFForevs. :)

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  20. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    @darcy: Well, you are celibatory cheesecake as far as I'm concerned. :)

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  21. DarcyFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:45 PM

    ISWYDT!

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  22. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 8:48 PM

    I would stick an & between my "beckon" and "avoid" at my 12:57 if I had it to do over again which I don't.

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:02 PM

    WOO HOO Darcy! Down two dress sizes, that is great! I bet you are feeling better physically too? Hey you can have celebratory low carb cheesecake, you would love the ones I make, drizzled with dark chocolate.

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  24. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:37 PM

    "drizzled" is a rather erotic description...

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  25. rcommalFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:52 PM

    THE GIANTS ARE SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS!

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  26. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:53 PM

    Drizzled is erotic? Well good expensive dark chocolate is almost orgasmic.

    LOL, that oughta get ya goin'.

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:55 PM

    DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN!!

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  28. The DudeFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:57 PM

    R,L, based on that I think I will place my bets now. I mean, it's on the internet so it has to be true, right?

    Where can I find a bookie who accepts real estate on a bet?

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  29. rcommalFebruary 4, 2012 at 9:59 PM

    LOL. That's EXACTLY what I thought of when first saw it, Allie ...

    ... with the proviso that had Dewey, in fact, gone on to win, no one would ever have known.

    What a grrrr-eat illustration of both how things have change--and, also, how they have not.

    ; )

    : )

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  30. rcommalFebruary 4, 2012 at 10:07 PM

    Make a bet? My butt and then some: not likely. I'll be in a divided house. I'm gonna serve food and duck (while being privately amused, all the while).

    Gooooo, Teaeaeam[s]!

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 10:08 PM

    Hehe.

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  32. The DudeFebruary 4, 2012 at 10:09 PM

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay FOOTBALL!

    It's easy when you have no investment either team. Kind of boils down to which one you hate less. Or which one is winning. Simple, really.

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  33. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    Go NAFC!

    Let's go NYats!

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  34. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 10:41 PM

    Guess who won the MVP?

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  35. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 10:46 PM

    MVP = Most violated pucker?

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  36. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 10:58 PM

    Just trying to stay on topic.

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  37. blakeFebruary 5, 2012 at 11:43 AM

    Hey, congrats, Darcy!

    I dunno about "drizzled" being erotic. Too close to "fizzled".

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  38. DarcyFebruary 5, 2012 at 1:33 PM

    Thanks, Blake and Allie. It's really just the running.

    I'm grateful to be able to run. Being able to fit a size or two smaller is just icing on the cake!

    Did I say cake?? ;-)

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