Saturday, February 4, 2012

Loser wins MVP!


Aaron Rodgers is the A-Rod of the NFL. After blowing the big game that could take his team to the Super Bowl he is named the MVP of the NFL.

Some players pile up big stats. They might even win one championship here or there. But they are really not anything. Dan Fouts. Ted Williams. Dan Marino. A Rod. They got the stats. But in the big game their throats get tight. They are praised to the sky. But in the end they don't have the pelts on the pony.

Enjoy your trophy dude.
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17 comments:

  1. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:11 PM

    He was a good sport who lost to team overflowing with unlucky hubris.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:15 PM

    Gawd, what eyes.....

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  3. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:19 PM

    Allie Oop said...
    Gawd, what eyes....

    Thick, luxuriant brows...none of that metrosexual "broweave"

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:21 PM

    Helmet hair, but oh so sexy.

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  5. Trooper YorkFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:23 PM

    Unlucky hubris?

    That's the Jets.

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  6. Trooper YorkFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:26 PM

    I saw the post game press conferance. He wasn't all that a good sport. He couldn't believe his over rated team choked.

    He can't sniff Tom Brady's jock.

    And I hate Tom Brady.

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  7. chickelitFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:30 PM

    I don't understand...what kind of payola-we-feel-sorry-for-losers-network elected him then?

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  8. Trooper YorkFebruary 4, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    It's the stats man. People love the stats.

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  9. The DudeFebruary 5, 2012 at 7:34 AM

    The pucker thread continues, I see...

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  10. ndspinelliFebruary 5, 2012 at 10:31 AM

    Again, Trooper got his ass kicked by a guy from Green Bay, that's why he hates the Packers. He got ass raped in Rikers by an entire hockey team..that's the source of his equally demented hatred for hockey. We must understand this poor man's history and ass pain in order to empathize.

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  11. blakeFebruary 5, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    Ahhh. Nick provides the backstory.

    I think we have the makings of a new series: Why Troop hates the Packers.

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  12. chickelitFebruary 5, 2012 at 12:00 PM

    He can't sniff Tom Brady's jock.

    "Jock-sniffing" was a rhetorical fetish of Cedarford's over at the other place once upon a time.

    I don't know why I notice these correlations, but I do.

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  13. Michael HazFebruary 5, 2012 at 4:39 PM

    Eli Manning and Aaron Rodgers each won one Super Bowl.

    This will be as true tomorrow as it is today.

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  14. Trooper YorkFebruary 5, 2012 at 4:59 PM

    Of course when they went head to head....Eli won.

    Or did you forget that little detail.

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  15. chickelitFebruary 5, 2012 at 11:48 PM

    Aaron Rodgers is slightly younger in real years. I don't know what NFL years translate to in real years (like dog years), but it's highly likely that he will play Manning again. When the rematch happens, Rodgers could very well prevail. I think Troop knows that.

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  16. Trooper YorkFebruary 6, 2012 at 12:11 AM

    I know that Eli will beat him again. Like he did to Tom Brady who is a much better quarterback than the vastly overrated Rodgers.

    Super Bowl MVP.

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  17. ndspinelliFebruary 6, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    chikenlittle, Remember, Trooper's theme song is Tom Petty's "I Won't Back Down." It's the anthem for all bullshitting NYers.

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