- chickenlittle said....
I urge everyone here to click on Troop's label for you and review the man's fairness.
Hey I resemble that remark. But to see what youse guys think we have a poll:
Whose picture is the fairest in all the land?
Darcy at her Memorial Day Picnic
Allie at the Madison Protest
Dust Bunny Queen greeting the Jehovah's Witnesses
Trooper York enjoying a snack on his veranda.
Pick the pic that looks the most like you imagine that person to be. Just sayn'
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
NOT FAIR!
ReplyDeleteI wore my sexy mukluks, my big puffy down filled coat and my Russian hat, that picture was me during a Summer Solstice celebration.
The first three look pretty good. The last one, not so much.
ReplyDeleteBut it would be impossible to select just one out of those three lovely lasses - each one of them has attributes that would quicken the pulse of any man. Almost any. That last guy would fall over dead if his pulse quickened.
Was the first photo shot @ the CPAC Canference?
ReplyDeleteOh this post is sure to raise an eyebrow!
ReplyDeleteJust an eyebrow?
ReplyDeleteFirst you ask who's the fairest in the land. Obviously, that's Darcy in her scene from Picnic, when she was Kim Novak's body double. (DBQ's pic is marred by that phallic symbol she's wavin' around. Allie is just too damn hippie-lookin'.)
ReplyDeleteThen you ask which picture most resembles how we imagine the person to be. That's obviously the bottom one.
Duh!
OH! LOL. Was wondering where this pic went.
ReplyDeleteSpinelli! lol
And ooh. Kim Novak!
That doesn't look a thing like Allie!
ReplyDeleteI'll betcha we'd both agree that DBQ's pic rocks. A gal with a gun. ;-)
Or maybe not, Allie? What's your take on girls with guns?
Well, of course I can't speak for Allie, but guns and slugs are unimportant compared to buns and ... um...nevermind.
ReplyDeleteWell, the closest match is obviously you, Troop.
ReplyDeleteUnless DBQ is handier with a gun and a bikini than I realized.
Thanks Darcy! I may look like that in 20 years, boo hoo.
ReplyDeleteGuns are just fine when an ex boyfriend is coming at you with an ax. Or when a woman walks in on her child being molested . No neither instance has happened to me, thankfully.
I do like Dust Bunny's pic the best, I'm neutral on gun ownership, if that's your thing, go for it, just be safe and keep your temper under control.
I like that stance, Allie.
ReplyDeleteLast night at dinner, 3 out of five of the women at the table (of of them being my sister Moira) were talking about their preferred gun. It's Greek to me, but I have some interest in learning to shoot.
It was cracking me up though, because they were pointing their fingers like the shape of a gun explaining why they liked their choice of gun and how it fit their hand and I chuckled thinking how that looked to other diners.
Darcy, it is. She's the only one who's unarmed.
ReplyDeleteIs this the guns and buns thread?
ReplyDeleteBorrow from Chip there. ;-)
As long as you ladies didn't say " bang bang" as you were pointing your "guns" at each other, lol.
ReplyDeleteAt the range where I shoot with my son (actually haven't been in couple months) there are lots of women. Some come in with husbands or boyfriends or friends (rarely alone). They seem to get into the target shooting.
ReplyDeleteThey seem to have a preference for large caliber too.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteWait...did I just miss a story about Darcy and her girlfriends doing a lot of finger banging?
ReplyDelete*runs away*
ReplyDeleteI think that was Allie, blake.
ReplyDeleteDarcy come back!
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with all these B/W avatars?
ReplyDeleteOnly Windbag and Allie provide a splash of color.
ReplyDeleteProfoundly alone again
ReplyDeleteThose are flowers from my yard. We bought the seeds in Williamsburg, Va. I have no idea what they're called. I just like the color.
ReplyDelete@ Allie
ReplyDeletejust be safe and keep your temper under control.
That is such an anti-gun canard.
However, if I was gonna go postal on the Spousal Unit, I'd ram his favorite car into his second favorite car with his Harley sandwiched in between.
A true and funny story. Suzie Tompkins Buell, (an uber rich San Francisco Dem activist who just told the Bamster that her checkbook was dead to him) and her first husband Doug built the Esprit de Corps clothing line into a billion dollar company. They were the golden couple, until she caught him cheating. When the shit hit the fan in a huge row in the corporate offices, he had her escorted out.
She smashed her MB into his beloved custom MB in the parking lot until it was a pile of junk.
Bullets are wasted on some skunks.
Just say'n
I do like Dust Bunny's pic the best, I'm neutral on gun ownership, if that's your thing, go for it, just be safe and keep your temper under control.
ReplyDelete:-P Funny photo....with some truth to it. Except for the frumpy bathing suit and tortured hair.
Guns are tools. Just like any other, they can be abused or can be useful. Like shovels, baseball bats or chainsaws.
@BJM and re:Suzie Tompkins Buell
LOL. She is my kind of gal. I could relate a story about my ex, his truck upholstery and fillet knives...but....
@ Chickenlittle
ReplyDeleteThey seem to have a preference for large caliber too.
I inherited my Granddad's Hawg Laig(Colt .44 Special). Awe. Some.
Okay Trooper...in which movie does John Wayne use the term "Hawg Laig"?
I prefer a S&W 380, the SU a Glock 31, but nothing says howdy like the sound of a Mossberg racking in the dark.
DBQ:
ReplyDelete"Get Yo Shit and Get Out"
She seems a bit angry to me. But maybe I am misreading that clip.
ReplyDeleteBJM wrote: "...but nothing says howdy like the sound of a Mossberg racking in the dark."
ReplyDeleteClose your eyes, lie back and think of shotguns: link
I voted for Allie, because she's my friend, but upon re-reading what we're supposed to be voting for, I think that may be an insult to her!
ReplyDeleteSo I'm changing my vote going with DBQ.
And I don't look like that woman! Except for the behind. I'll claim that. (And I'd be lying, of course.);-)
And chick, I was sleeping or I would have heard you beckon. *hugs*
Aw Darcy,girlfriend!
ReplyDeleteWell, I can see that my very subtle attempt at manipulation there was a bust.
ReplyDeletePoop.
Hi Allie!
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