Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Which way did the junkie go George?

"Look you are cute and all and you have a record deal but I can't be with you anymore. I know you like to write songs about me but I prefer the junkie. I mean he can't sing for shit but he is a better guitar player. And he has better drugs. Plus he doesn't do that Hari Krishna shit. I mean if you keep that up you are going to end up answering phones in Delhi. So see ya later." "Wait a minute is your guitar crying?"
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29 comments:

  1. The DudeFebruary 28, 2012 at 9:43 AM

    The guitar is crying only if Eric Clapton is in the house.

    IN YOUR FACE, SHOUTING THOMAS.

    Aw, it's no fun ridiculing his inane beliefs if he is not here to read them. Not that that loud mouthed prick needs to be here, mind you.

    So, how many Spartans were in 300?

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  2. Trooper YorkFebruary 28, 2012 at 9:50 AM

    Shouting Thomas did not request a spot so he is not in the Spartan ranks.

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  3. The DudeFebruary 28, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Ah, peaceable kingdom...

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  4. blakeFebruary 28, 2012 at 10:50 AM

    Would you know my name if I saw you in Heaven?

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    Only if it's After Midnight.

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  6. windbagFebruary 28, 2012 at 12:26 PM

    J.J. Cale would recognize you after midnight.

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  7. Chip S.February 28, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    It's a sure sign of relationship trouble when she gives you the finger in a photo op.

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  8. ndspinelliFebruary 28, 2012 at 12:44 PM

    ChipS..Good eye!

    I hear Shouting Thomas is working hard on his anger management business. He is also volunteering on the Free Jerry Sandusky campaign.

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  9. Michael HazFebruary 28, 2012 at 12:59 PM

    Are they going to a yoga class?

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  10. windbagFebruary 28, 2012 at 2:23 PM

    Did somebody just say yoga?

    Tits.

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  11. AllenSFebruary 28, 2012 at 2:43 PM

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 2:43 PM

    I'm a liberal, strange that I never got into Yoga. I prefer lifting light weights and just simple walking.

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  13. AllenSFebruary 28, 2012 at 2:54 PM

    Who are these people?

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  14. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 2:59 PM

    Allen, which people, the ones in the video or the ones in the picture?

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    Speaking of Shouting Thomas, did you know he proposed marriage to me on Althouse? After he swore at me that was. He must've like the fact that I had a garden, because it was then that he asked me about my boobs and to marry him, LOL.

    I'll have to try to find that, it was pretty funny actually, totally unexpected, he never did scare me like Seven Nachos though.

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  17. chickelitFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    But you don't even look asian...

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  18. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:24 PM

    No I don't, I've been told I look Jewish. True story, when I was about three, right after we came to this country I was with my mother at a corner grocery store owned by a childless Jewish couple. They would always give me free candy and seemed very interested in me, so my mother said.

    One day the nice lady asked my mother if they could adopt me, since my mother had so many other kids ( there were four of us). She said her and her husband thought I looked like a beautiful little Jewish child.

    I often wonder what my life would've been like had my mother taken her up on her offer of a substantial amount of money, well in those days anyway.

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  19. AllenSFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:25 PM

    The ones in the picture. What video?

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:27 PM

    When I married a Jewish man years later, my mother recounted that story. Strange how fate works.

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:29 PM

    Allen, look at the Windbag's 2:23 comment.

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  22. AllenSFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:33 PM

    Ok, I watched the video, now who are the people in the picture? Or, dosn't it matter.

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  23. windbagFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    George Harrison and Pattie Boyd.

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  24. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:42 PM

    I don't think it matters Allen.

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  25. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:43 PM

    Oh so it is!

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  26. windbagFebruary 28, 2012 at 3:49 PM

    The gal inspired some great music.

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  27. AllenSFebruary 28, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    According to the link, the girl got around.

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  28. johnFebruary 28, 2012 at 6:04 PM

    ....the girl got around.


    But reportedly, she never slept with the Beach Boys. That's one of rock n roll's real puzzles.

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  29. Dust Bunny QueenFebruary 29, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    john said...
    ....the girl got around.

    No kidding. After reading Windbag's link, I think I need a flow chart or graph to see who was fucking (or falling in love with) who.

    I bet it would look as snarled up as the hanks of yarn my cat has been playing with!

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