The man who invented the Cheesehead will be honored by the state Assembly Tuesday.
A joint resolution was drafted to recognize Ralph Bruno and the company he created, Foamation Inc. of Milwaukee.
In 1987 a Chicago Bears’ fans called Bruno a cheese head, and that inspired him to make the first cheese hat using stuffing from his couch.
It wasn’t long before fans wore them to Green Bay Packers games, and the triangular foam hats became an enduring symbol of Wisconsin.
In 1995, the Cheesehead lore grew even larger when Frank Emmert Jr. of Superior was about to crash his light plane, and he credited the soft cheese hat for saving his life.
Today Cheesehead hats are sold in all 50 states and in over 30 foreign countries.
IN ALL 50 STATES AND IN OVER 30 FOREIGN COUNTRIES!!
Real? They are extant and corporeal. They physically exist in 3 dimensions. Maybe more.
The more accurate question is are they natural? We will leave the finer points of Si and all of its forms to the little Royal Clucker - he knows much about such things.
We will leave the finer points of Si and all of its forms to the little Royal Clucker - he knows much about such things.
Wait a minute sixty--you're the one who forever destroyed my image of Christina Hendricks' authentitcity with your "look how they meet the rib cage when she's supine" analysis of her charms. I wish I could find that link now. It's here somewhere.
You know what the problem with searching Troop's archives is? The cuffs and collar never match--we invariably wander off topic and say the darndest things.
But don't call me the expert on natural breast authenticity--that's your baliwhack.
I tend to think they're real. But Titus darling, I doubt Mommy Ang has any goodness left in them, I bet they reach her belly button when released from the prison of the massive bra that must do the job of holding them up.
CL, I was talking about the tetravalent metalloid with an atomic number of 14 and its related polymeric compounds with an (Si-O-Si) backbone, and setting to table to allow you to run wild with the chemistry involved.
It's a shame to even mention a fine looking redhead on a thread about a gargoyle with a carved up grill. It's bad enough he lopped his junk off but to now attempt to pass himself off as a woman is downright shameful.
Why anyone would spoil the beauty and perfection of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" by trying to make a movie out of it is beyond me. Read Mr. Poe's description of how and why he wrote that poem to learn what a brilliant writer he was. He was on of the best that America has ever produced.
No idea who John Cusack is, but he really should show more respect. Wait, is that Ange's original name? That might make sense - in fact, when I look upon that visage all I see is a horror movie.
@Sixty: Well we did have a learned discussion here already (maybe the same thread) where I "pointed out" that breasts float, sink or are neutrally buoyant depending whether they natural, silicone, or saline.
A sort of medical technology than kneads to be invented/perfected is adipose tranplant wherein a woman could chose to have fat from one area be transfered to another. No tissue rejection issues.
This could turn a long felt need into a longer felt knead.
However, no one has answered my previous question about what happened to the distal portion of this poor victim's nose. A philtrum such as seen in the video still is indicative of an enormous amputation and, I am going to assume, a blind plastic surgeon.
The old "nature versus nurture" argument again, eh?
Definition of AMELIORATE transitive verb : to make better or more tolerable intransitive verb : to grow better
Grow better - well, grow bigger, in any case. Better is subjective.
Enhanced. Implanted. Fake. Phony. As real as a Jersey nose and lip job done by a doctor who got his degree in Grenada. Okay, that is real, but it is bad.
bad
a : failing to reach an acceptable standard : poor - a bad repair job -
And what do you know - right next to that definition was a picture of our sad subject.
@chicklit 4:09--I didn't catch the subliminal message in my new avi 'til you pointed it out. And within hours of your comment being posted I was served with a restraining order barring me from the entire state of Michigan.
I thought the wheels of justice ground a lot slower than that.
She used to be a man, right?
ReplyDeleteBiggest rack in all Duckburg.
ReplyDeleteShe got that voice from drinking vodka and smoking a pack of Lucky Strike every day since she was twelve years old.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a single guy when I found a lovely lady like Big Ange I knew I was in like Flynn.
You guys don't know what you are talking about.
She is the salt of the earth.
ReplyDeleteAnd she has the shakers to go with it. Just sayn'
People are flocking to her bar in Staten Island. She is making money hand over fist.
ReplyDeleteI hope I am half as popular as she is with the viewing public.
She is making money hand over fist.
ReplyDeleteShe serves "gentlemen's lattes" in the back?
That's all well and good, but she was a man, right?
ReplyDeleteI love her.
ReplyDeleteNot because of her amazing tits but because she is fucking hilarious.
I love her tits though too.
28 years? He's reformed by now, right? No worries.
ReplyDeleteNEWS FLASH!! NEWS FLASH!! STOP THE PRESSES!
ReplyDeleteCheesehead inventor gets recognition
The man who invented the Cheesehead will be honored by the state Assembly Tuesday.
A joint resolution was drafted to recognize Ralph Bruno and the company he created, Foamation Inc. of Milwaukee.
In 1987 a Chicago Bears’ fans called Bruno a cheese head, and that inspired him to make the first cheese hat using stuffing from his couch.
It wasn’t long before fans wore them to Green Bay Packers games, and the triangular foam hats became an enduring symbol of Wisconsin.
In 1995, the Cheesehead lore grew even larger when Frank Emmert Jr. of Superior was about to crash his light plane, and he credited the soft cheese hat for saving his life.
Today Cheesehead hats are sold in all 50 states and in over 30 foreign countries.
IN ALL 50 STATES AND IN OVER 30 FOREIGN COUNTRIES!!
Wait a minute. What about the other 7 states? What's up with that?
ReplyDeleteAre those huge tits real?
ReplyDeleteI want to touch them and perhaps take a little nap on them, curling up and maybe sucking on a little biddy for nourishment.
Mommy Ang, let me sucky sucky biddy. Sonny is hungry and needs food.
tits.
sucky, sucky
hungry
tits.
Are those huge tits real?
ReplyDeleteAs real as her lips.
I love duck breast.
ReplyDeleteReal? They are extant and corporeal. They physically exist in 3 dimensions. Maybe more.
ReplyDeleteThe more accurate question is are they natural? We will leave the finer points of Si and all of its forms to the little Royal Clucker - he knows much about such things.
We will leave the finer points of Si and all of its forms to the little Royal Clucker - he knows much about such things.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute sixty--you're the one who forever destroyed my image of Christina Hendricks' authentitcity with your "look how they meet the rib cage when she's supine" analysis of her charms. I wish I could find that link now. It's here somewhere.
You know what the problem with searching Troop's archives is? The cuffs and collar never match--we invariably wander off topic and say the darndest things.
But don't call me the expert on natural breast authenticity--that's your baliwhack.
I tend to think they're real. But Titus darling, I doubt Mommy Ang has any goodness left in them, I bet they reach her belly button when released from the prison of the massive bra that must do the job of holding them up.
ReplyDeleteSo you're saying it'd be more of a paddle-wheel steamer than a motorboat?
ReplyDeleteMore full sails at half mast if that makes any sense.
ReplyDeleteI love speaking in code.
ReplyDeleteSaw the trailer yesterday for the new movie about "The Raven" about Edgar Allen Poe starring John Cusack. Hate his politics but the movie looks good.
ReplyDeleteCL, I was talking about the tetravalent metalloid with an atomic number of 14 and its related polymeric compounds with an (Si-O-Si) backbone, and setting to table to allow you to run wild with the chemistry involved.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame to even mention a fine looking redhead on a thread about a gargoyle with a carved up grill. It's bad enough he lopped his junk off but to now attempt to pass himself off as a woman is downright shameful.
Chip are you heading to Michigan to visit Darcy?
ReplyDeleteWhy anyone would spoil the beauty and perfection of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven" by trying to make a movie out of it is beyond me. Read Mr. Poe's description of how and why he wrote that poem to learn what a brilliant writer he was. He was on of the best that America has ever produced.
ReplyDeleteNo idea who John Cusack is, but he really should show more respect. Wait, is that Ange's original name? That might make sense - in fact, when I look upon that visage all I see is a horror movie.
@Sixty: Well we did have a learned discussion here already (maybe the same thread) where I "pointed out" that breasts float, sink or are neutrally buoyant depending whether they natural, silicone, or saline.
ReplyDeleteSHE'S A WITCH!!! BURN HER!!!
ReplyDeleteA sort of medical technology than kneads to be invented/perfected is adipose tranplant wherein a woman could chose to have fat from one area be transfered to another. No tissue rejection issues.
ReplyDeleteThis could turn a long felt need into a longer felt knead.
Butt lips?
DeleteSuch surgery has been around for years. Insert snarky comment here.
ReplyDeleteHowever, no one has answered my previous question about what happened to the distal portion of this poor victim's nose. A philtrum such as seen in the video still is indicative of an enormous amputation and, I am going to assume, a blind plastic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteI think they are real. And of course they fit her personality perfect.
ReplyDeleteThere you have it - the definitive answer from the person with the greatest knowledge of the subject at hand.
ReplyDeleteI love how they made one of the bad guys in "Act Of Valor" look just like John Lennon.
ReplyDeleteThe guy had a nose the size of Adrien Brody. Maybe that's who Ang used to look like.
Sixty, one of her husbands bit it off?
ReplyDeleteShe's into polyandry too? Freaky!
ReplyDeleteOne at a time. I suspect mobsters wouldn't go for the Polyandry thing.
ReplyDeleteButt Lips hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYour last comment was hilarious Sixty.
ReplyDeleteThe more accurate question is are they natural?
ReplyDeleteI have a problem with that designation, "natural," as it pops up more and more these days.
If they're not natural, what are they? Supernatural? Just because they were put in place by mortals—well, human beings are natural, too, aren't they?
I am completely incapable of watching that clip, though. The freeze frame reminds me of the "Duckman" episode where he gets a "bill enhancement".
OK enhanced breasts then, blake. That gives the ones with implants the amelierative term.
ReplyDeleteHappy?
The old "nature versus nurture" argument again, eh?
ReplyDeleteDefinition of AMELIORATE
transitive verb
: to make better or more tolerable
intransitive verb
: to grow better
Grow better - well, grow bigger, in any case. Better is subjective.
Enhanced. Implanted. Fake. Phony. As real as a Jersey nose and lip job done by a doctor who got his degree in Grenada. Okay, that is real, but it is bad.
bad
a : failing to reach an acceptable standard : poor - a bad repair job -
And what do you know - right next to that definition was a picture of our sad subject.
In the future, men will be chided for discriminating against women who choose to have work done.
DeleteIt's a demographic thing you see.
It's like the gay world Titus speaks about where the bar is set higher by men on roids.
I am glad to see this post turned into "tits".
ReplyDeletetits.
@chicklit 4:09--I didn't catch the subliminal message in my new avi 'til you pointed it out. And within hours of your comment being posted I was served with a restraining order barring me from the entire state of Michigan.
ReplyDeleteI thought the wheels of justice ground a lot slower than that.
I haven't watched the show but after watching these clips I would love an hour of television of just her.
ReplyDeleteI think she is hilarious.
Little Royal Clucker, this is for you:
ReplyDeleteThe Entire Hendrix Family does not look alike
That's the thread!
DeleteThat was from March 13th, 2011. Almost a year on and we are still thinking about the same thing(s). Fixation much?
ReplyDeleteThe show restarting soon may have something to do with the Hendricks obsession.
DeleteI just can't look away.
Ah a philosophical discussion amongst the males as to what is real. One of life's many mysteries.
ReplyDeleteTee-hee.
DeleteI believe if she took our her tanky we would know the answer.
ReplyDeleteHer nips must be fucking huge. Total pancakes.