Sunday, March 13, 2011

"Look at that! Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs"


"I'm pensive. No in fact I am sad."
"Why?"
"Well my number one fan Ron has dropped me for another woman."
"Who?"
"Little Debbie."
"That slut."
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13 comments:

The Dude said...

Dyed hair and breast implants. I know, I say that like those are bad things...

March 13, 2011 at 8:49 PM
chickelit said...

Dyed hair and real breasts.

FTFY

March 13, 2011 at 9:13 PM
The Dude said...

They are real, however, they have implants in them.

March 13, 2011 at 9:31 PM
The Dude said...

http://www.findaceleb.com/girls/h/hendricks-christina/html/imagepages/image1.html

Look at the image of her lying on her back - you can see the unnatural break where her tissue and the implants meet.

March 13, 2011 at 9:33 PM
Ron said...

Little Debbie...just a fling....I stay loyal! Well, basically...

March 13, 2011 at 10:24 PM
chickelit said...

Look at the image of her lying on her back - you can see the unnatural break where her tissue and the implants meet.

Nolo contendere.

Sheesh, what a letdown Sixty Grit. Now I don't even want to watch the show anymore. :(

March 13, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Ron said...

Once they start shooting MM again...I wanna win that tour of the set she gives!

I have simple goals.

March 13, 2011 at 10:28 PM
Ron said...

complaining about an actress getting implants is like complaining about hippies not bathing...It's part of the Oeuvre, y'know?

Besides, I could use something artificially good, no matter how they're separated.

March 13, 2011 at 10:30 PM
TTBurnett said...

The first girl I fell in love with had the last name of Hendricks. I always associate that name with alluring, subtle beauty.

Christina Hendricks did not disappoint, but my bubble has been slightly burst by the possibility of unnatural enhancements to her otherwise remarkable charms.

Not to objectify the opposite sex, but as a leg man, I've always been neutral on the subject of upper body endowments, and could never see the reason so many women think they need to fool Mother Nature.

They're not fooling the likes of me.

March 13, 2011 at 11:05 PM
The Dude said...

Her breasts, her choice. I am only here to point out the obvious. She points out, obviously.

March 14, 2011 at 8:20 AM
blake said...

"Nobody's perfect."

Meanwhile, Hendricks went from an A/B cup as a barely legal teen to a DD now.

March 14, 2011 at 12:46 PM
reader_iam said...

If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's that guys are far and away more of the experts on breasts than women are. Seriously! Well, it makes sense when you think about it.

: )

March 14, 2011 at 3:37 PM
The Dude said...

Some like it hot.

March 14, 2011 at 7:12 PM

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