People need to stop worrying about nonsense...

And concentrate on the goods things in life. I can think of three of them right off the bat.

Well four actually.

Deep Thoughts....By Titus...About Bowling

I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.

The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.

But we used tits to bowl with. We just reached in and took them right out of the waitresses top and grabbed a titty and started bowling.

The funniest thing was that all of tits had three holes.

And three nipples.

I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!

Tits.

Deep Thoughts........By Titus

Titus said...
The goal of my Tits For Tots program is to work in partnership with Toys For Tots.

Yet I also want to initiative some process improvements and reengineering efforts.

This will be a team effort, natch.

BUT, if things do not progress I am willing to consider a hostile takeover of Toys for Tots.

I also looking to bring a Tits On Wheels Program to compliment Meals on Wheels.

WTF-Meals of Wheels-fucking waste of money. My parents deliver those fucking meals every week to some of the biggest takers around. They are also some of the largest farmers who are republican and get farm subsidies-bull shit.

Thank God we don't have to send out for tits!

I remember when my mom and her friends would run around and bounce their tits in the house.

That is where my obsession started.

Tits.

What if?

Joyce DeWitt actually dressed the way you saw her in your mind when you were watching "Three's Company?"

A quick palate cleanser

Just for youse guys who got too grossed out.

Kitten is still out there. Way out there.

Stop staring at my tits.

Seriously. I know they are big and everything. But stop it.

Tits.

Whose that girl?

She could have appeared in "I Claudius" but she loved a different Caesar so she spurned that offer. But she did give some pervs wood and not the Natalie type. Whose that girl?

Deep thoughts......by Titus

 

 

Titus said...

My sister had very large breasts and had a titecdimy because she wanted them smaller.

What do you guys think of women have an operation to make their tits smaller?

tits.

Deep Thoughts....by Titus

Titus said...

I don't know who any of those people are.

tits.

Hey we always listen to Titus when he posts! Not like the blogger lady!

Titus said...
Large republican tits please.

They need to be erect, hard, and delicious.

You asked for it, you got it.

Say you are a hoot baby.

"Say you are a hoot baby."

"Thank you Steve. I think you are pretty cool."

"Yeah I think so. My grandkids are really gonna get a kick out of the fact I banged Eva Longeria's grandmother."

"Hey my eyes are up here McGarret."

Hey I haven't heard from Simon in a while?

I bet he is busy with some arcane legal issues.

Oh well I trust him to keep us abreast of any new developments in contract law.

So to speak.

Are you pointing those things at me or are you just happy to see me?

Hey blake has a very interesting discussion on his great blog the Bit Maelstrom. Oh the post is about some stupid movie bullshit but he digress into Trooper York territory when he talks about a woman wearing bra's to bed.

Our other good friend Theo Boehm also has a great post on his super blog "A Quiet Evening" post something about that famous pointy bra wearing Madonna skank, but misses his chance to post his favorite photo of Madonna and her two childs.

You guys have to realize the eternal blogger equation:

Point Breasts= hits.

FinallY!!!!! Garage shows up. We've been waiting!!!

So garage mahal finally shows up in the comments!!! Who knew would take a bucket of urine? But who cares just be glad that he is here.

The girls were waiting (follow the tags).

Just remember that we are all brothers and sisters here and we check our politics at the door. Here Theo and montana can coexist without fear. Where commenter's are not pitted against commenter's in steel cage matches for the amusement of the jaded tastes of supercilious twits.

Just good conversation, polls, great drinks, tasty food and stupid shit that makes us laugh. Prissy old lady blue stocking assholes need not apply. Or report back if there panties get in a twist.

Oh and tits, lots and lots of tits. Hee.

Hey I am not obessed with football!

I swear. I have a lot of other interests.

I just love when football season rolls around.

The Blossom.

Merry, merry sparrow!
Under leaves so green
A happy blossom
Sees you, swift as arrow,
Seek your cradle narrow,
Near my bosom.
Pretty, pretty robin!
Under leaves so green
A happy blossom
Hears you sobbing, sobbing,
Pretty, pretty robin,
Near my bosom.

Check out where Michael H is spending the night!

I hope you have been following Michael H's bike trip up to Alaska.

Tonight he is staying at Fort Nelson in Canada which as you know was named after the famous astronaut Tony Nelson.

Or is this just an excuse to check out Barbara Eden's ta-ta's.

Anyway check out his blog and leave a comment.

Tit for tat.

Or is that tats for tits. Or tats on tits. Or tats over tits.

Oh well, this game sucks.

Rest in peace Bea, you were one cool broad!

Bea Arthur passed away today. She was eighty six. She was one cool broad. If you saw her recently on various Comedy Central Roasts you know she got it. She had very different politics than me but I know we could have hung out and laughed our asses off at the way of the world. She had been around long enough and had seen enough of what is what that she would appreciate my tribute to her. So Rest In Peace Bea. You are probably up in heaven busting Jesus's balls right now.

Don't you guys have some work to do?

Don't you guys have some work to do? Or are you gonna spend all your time staring at my tits? You must have an ad campaign to do. Better yet, it's almost April 15th. Shouldn't you be doing your taxes. I bet my accountant is busy working and not thinking about tits. Big luscious creamy tits. With aureoles like piquant cherries. What kind of perverts are you guys. Jeeez.