It's not you.......

Just sayn'

I got hacked!

Some of you might have got spam emails from one of my email accounts. It seems I was hacked but I went in and changed my password so we should be ok.

Sorry if you got an ad that you didn't want (although spinelli should check out the one for penis enlargement, just sayn)

I don't care what they do to me as long as I still get wood when I see a pretty girl.

So to speak.

I just got an email

El Pollo Real is pissed at me.

He's mad that I don't dedicate enough posts about him when he is my most faithful reader and commentor.

I am sorry.

But there is one thing.

HE WON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got an email

Dust Bunny Queen is pissed.

I made fun of her new avatar.

I mean seriously. Lose the frog.

Well. Also lose the camel toe.

Then it would be perfect.

Just sayn'

I just got an email

Titus is pissed at me.

I mean he is so busy with his new Indian husband that he doesn't have time to comment anymore.

But he still wants us to mention him all the time.

He is a drama queen that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Hey I just got an email

I just got an email.

The other plus sized stores are pissed at us.

Our stuff is too cool. They are jealous.

Hey I just got an email

Doris Kearns Goodwin is really pissed at me for printing all those extracts from her book.

Especially when I mention what she used to do when she was an intern for Lyndon Johnson back at his ranch.

She wants to know what's the big deal. She was a swinger. She would just get drunk and crazy and go out looking for head.

My kind of girl.

Sorry Doris. I appolgize. Carry on.

Hey I just got an email

Cedarford is pissed at me.

I keep teasing him about hating the Jews and wishing him a happy Ros Hashanah.

He emailed and told me that if his grandfather were alive he would put a hex on me.

He was a witch. I think.

But one thing was for sure.

He liked black pussy.

Hey I just got an email

I just got an email.

I have to stop making fun of Sally Draper.

Or else!