Oh and by the way I have been banging Steve McQueen!

"That's right RJ you loser. I have been fucking Steve McQueen up here in Heaven all this time. We ride his motorcylce and drink beer and fuck like minx. Sometimes we hang out with George Steinbrenner and Marilyn Monroe and have a fuckin orgy. You know what you got to look forward to? A chance to be Hell's PA Announcer. You douche."

I love my swim suit!

"I wear them all the time."

"I just wish I had learned to swim."

Surprise RJ!

"Surprise RJ!"

"Peek a boo you bastard!"

"I'mmmmmmm back!"

"You are gonna be on Nancy Grace every night for the next year."

"You are gonna have to look at Greta Van Susterns ugly monkey face every night!"

"Your life is gonna be a living hell you scum bag."

Watch your back Robert.

They announced that they reopened the downing case of Natalie Wood. You know where her husband Robert Wagner conked her on the head and threw her overboard. There is a trend of reopening of cold cases after twenty years is a strange thing.

Maybe they should reopen the OJ case. I think it was Kim Kardashian.

But then I blame her for everything.