The laughs keep on coming...........via email

I don't know who it is that is emailing me at my gmail account for Trooper York. It could be Titus. It could be Crack. It could be Garage. It could be anyone. Even Lawnboy. The title says aformerfriend@gmail.com so it could be anyone. I am not that interested except for the fact that this mook wants to start up trouble. That is troubling to say the least.

Anyhoo he/she sent me a link to the thread yesterday about Lawnboy being mocked. A shitpot of comments were deleted or so it seems. Leisure Suit Larry actually stopped fingering his borrowed dogs anus and took out his eraser. You have to laugh. His sockpuppet cries that he is "bullied" at Lem's and he complains about being deleted by Haz but he has no problem deleting a slew of comments. Nice touch douchebag.

The snitch also said in his email that the Crack Emcee is back full force in various Bill Cosby threads. Nice. That's the kind of commentary that builds understanding. Not bad faith at all.

I would rather talk about hockey.

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!

Did you ever have a Nightmare where....

Denver keeps writing and calling and is all jealous because he thinks he is your "little buddy" but you have this blond up your ass all the time? So to speak.

Hey now I have trolls.

You know I hate trolls. But we must have a definition of terms.

Troll: any football fan not a fan of "The New York Giants" soon to win the Super Bowl once again in a amazing season that will be one for the ages.

I did tell you my final opinion about trolls.

Let's try and control ourselves shall we?

There's no place like home.

New York Post Weird But True

July 31, 2009

The gnomes have a home.

After an elderly woman with a collection of 1,500 garden gnomes died in Australia, it took the intervention of the Australian Gnome Convention to make sure they didn't end up in a landfill.

The group's "gnome master," David Cook, was able to find foster homes for the little guys all around the country.

In a related story, Robert Cook the brother of David Cook had managed to find a home for an extensive collection of trolls with an eccentric woman who enjoys their admiration. They took residence after it was determined that Solar Panels had been installed and a hot and moist environment was assured.

Even Jeremy loves ketchup!

He can't get enough.

It reminds him of his mother's menstrual blood that he loved so much.

Don't ask for the rest of the story. It it too grim.

The last word on trolls.

I just want to say I am tired of all the too and fro about trolls and commenting and the rest of the bullshit.

I have posted my final opinion on this issue here.

I am not going to talk about it again.

Thank you. All the best your pal Trooper.

I nominate Reader_iam for Comeback player of the year!!!!

Hey another great post on that other troll infested blog.

Our old pal reader_iam made a great point in her usual inimitable manner. I have to record it for posterity because she will proably delete it in another ten minutes:

FWIW,IMO there really is no point to this. The line's been drawn and it's clear and has been clear, at least to me, since Friday, 3/13, the day Althouse wrote the (to me infamous) words, "Will you cut it the fuck out!" to people who theretofore had never been considered trolls, at least to my knowledge, in a manner of address I could not then, and cannot now, recall her ever using toward any commenters, even trolls, even in the days of Quxxo, Mary, Maxine in her creepy phase, etc., or even Steve Simels (sp.?) or Dave(TM). That was the epiphany for me.

Again, for whatever it's worth, and IMO, Althouse has made herself as clear as day with regard to her stance and what she will and will not tolerate, and what path she wants people visiting her blog to take. I see zero evidence that she's persuadable to a different stance, and therefore--at least it seems to me--it's arguably even more pointless to try to change her mind or keep expressing disagreement with her stance than it is to engage with whatever troll (or whatever term) of the moment.

I think the choice is either to accept the terms or go (not that I'm saying that's an easy choice; I loved this place, too).

Anyway, that's my 63 cents, and I'm sorry if it annoys anyone. This is the one time I plan to weigh in on the topic here, so you won't have to hear it again.

Hee, hee. I like it when reader get's em twisted. You go girl!

Smile when you say that fat man.

Brilliant comment by our favorite perfume boy Palladian over at that other blog:

Palladian said...
"I've never encountered so many negative and thoroughly depressing people in my life."

Have you ever made a positive comment in your entire history of posting here as either "Luckyoldson", "Michael" or "Jeremy"?

If you find the place so annoying and "depressing" and negative then why do you come here, every day, posting hundreds of comments a week?

The reason is that you're a classic troll. You have no interest in anything except disrupting the comments here. We know that you've changed names several times, the classic behavior of an internet troll, yet when we complain about you, we're "bitching", according to you and to Alhouse. So what are we to do? We can't ignore your comments, you've made certain of that. We can't complain to the host because she can't and won't do anything about it. So what's the choice?

To go elsewhere, I suppose.

Ditto.

Hey that's not nice!

Hey that nutty Professor has a whole post about some picture they did of Judge Sotomayor in the National Review and the usual trolls are all out of sorts.

I mean it's just a freaking cartoon. No need to get all out of sorts and kill somebody. It's not like it's Mohamed or something.

Today's gratuitous bath tub scene documents what happened when Seven Machos finally met Michael in real life. Toasty!

Union violence can be terrifying.

Hey all you people pissed at the trolls, welcome over here. Just remember no politics, just tits and food and fashion.

I see where a lot of people have had enough of the trolls over at the professors joint so I want to welcome you over here if you want to hang out for a while until she does some extermination. All troll postings here will be deleted. Terminated with extreme prejudice.

The only problem is you have to stick to our favored topics. No politics please.