Oy my little yiddisher pickel

"Ricpic where are you my boobala. I miss you. I know your are tired of that greasy Latin guy who has to blow his car to start it. Come with me and I will show you that it is not true what they say about the Yiddisher girls. Be my golem. Come back to me."

"Its me your Molly. Come back!"

RIP Maverick!

 

ricpic said...What that picture needed was Walter Brennan for comic relief. In fact, now that I think of it, every picture needs Walter Brennan for comic relief

Unfortunately, Walter Brennan refused to ever work for John Ford after his performance as Ike Clanton in
"My Darling Clementine." 

You see Ford had been such a sadist and ball buster that Brennan was furious throughout the film and vowed never to work with Ford again. When Ford would bust on him and say what made him think he was an actor....and Brennan would say "The three fucking Oscar on my Mantle is what!"

On the other hand they may remake this western with some half a mo guy who is love with a box of oranges and call it "My Darling Clementine" while he sticks his dick into some fruit. It would win Best Picture in a walk.

Mother's Day Memories

ricpic said...

About once a year my Mom would put her hands on her head and flex first her left biceps and then her right biceps while smiling slyly. Always brought down the house. That's correct, biceps is singular.

What the plural is I sure don't know.

Commenter Memories Number 124 Ricpic moves the blanket

Because it is the Golddiggers. Naturally.

I hope that is a remote control in your hand.

Wait a minute. Did they even have remote controls then?

Whose that girl?

An old timey one that I think will be hard to get.

So here's a suitably obscure hint. Think the last thing Tony Soprano was in. That's right. You got it.

See-ya....wouldn't wanta be ya!

So they sorta announced that they are dropped three bitches from "The Real House Wifes of New York."

Jill, Alex and Kelly were told that "they weren't fired but they didn't want to use them anymore." What Bravo is doing is freezing them in place with them hoping they still might get back on. They hired three new girls who have a lot more dough and they are stringing these ho's along. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of beyootchs.

Now we all know Jill Zarin. Her only redeeming feature is that ricpic has a crush on her. But other than that she is the worst of the worst. She is passive aggressive and sneaky and did nothing but start shit all season long. She was the ultimate yenta and that really wore thin. Plus her shape wear is one big freaking joke! What a maroon.

Kelly is the insane model who looks like a dude. Why anyone would hire her to model is beyond my comprehension. She was always on the verge of a nervous breakdown and was just the equivalent of Carol Herman if you can imagine that!

Last but not least is Alex who I had a little sympathy for because she lives a few blocks from me. But then a friend of mine who is a real TV star ran into her and her husband Simon in a local restaurant. They just sat at the bar and texted each other and didn't interact with anyone like their shit didn't stink. Supposedly they gave off a real self important and entitled vibe. I hate that shit.

So see-ya.....wouldn't wanna be ya!

Oh Hell.

Oh Hell

Jane, with the good genes,
Aged well...
It's unfair, it's not right,
But truth to tell...
The lucky sperm club member
Wins at the start
And wins at the end...
Oh hell.

(ricpic, July 20,2011)

Paris is burning, but only when he pees.

"Why of course I can't give you my phone number Mr. Ricpic. I am afraid I am promised to another."
"Who that flute player Paris?"
"No I am afraid his heart belongs to another as well. My man is a space odditity. His name is Martin. But that doesn't mean I can't help you. Here is my friend Molly Picon's number. Give her a call. She is expecting it."