Nellie Oleson: Hello, Laura.
Laura: Hi, Nellie.
Nellie Oleson: Willie told me all about your class project. How's yours coming?
Laura: I haven't started it yet.
Nellie Oleson: I see. It must be very hard tracing all your relatives. Names and everything. Have to spend all that time in the forest or wherever it is you're from.
Laura: It's called the Big Woods and I'll manage thank you.
Nellie Oleson: You know the Oleson family goes all the way back to royalty. We come from heads of state and titles for most of my relatives.
Laura: Like Nero and Ivan the Terrible?
Nellie Oleson: You are so funny Laura. Say does your daddy still wet the bed? I heard he used too live with his big fat gay brother with no teeth and a chinaman. Is that true or just another lie?
(Laura kicks Nellie in the twat and walks away)
Nellie Oleson: I'll fix her. You'll see.
