The Flan of Flem.

I am getting pretty sure that I am allergic to dairy products. Whenever I have ice cream I start to cough like Doc Holiday. I never drink milk normaly. I take my coffee black. I like ice cream but I can live without it. So by staying away from it and taking my medicine I have been feeling better.

But Tuesday night I started coughing like I could spit out a lung. The wife goes "what did you eat stupid that got you this way." I go "Nothing bad I swear. Chorizo and yucca. Filet mignon. Rice and beans. Some cocktails but not White Russians. Oh and I had the Flan." "FLAN YOU IDIOT! THEY MAKE THAT WITH MILK! NO WONDER YOU ARE FULL OF FLEM!"

I am afraid I had the Flan of Flem.

I am so stupid sometimes.