There is a reason why I don't have a radio show

Every night after we come home from the store we divide up the chores. The wife goes and sets up her computer and answers the emails and problems that we didn't have time to take care of during the day. She usually sets that upstairs in the office. I go down to the kitchen and cook dinner. Now I like to listen to the radio while I am cooking. Normally I put on WFAN to hear sports talk or I would put on the Yankees during the baseball season. But now they only have on fucking hockey and shit so I usually put on WABC which is the conservative talk radio station. So the other day Lisa came downstairs early and got to listen to Mark Levin in full rant.

She started laughing when Mark was describing Harry Reid getting up to speak in the Senate and looking for his teeth to put in while he spoke. She said "This is like listening to you." I said "I wouldn't last a day on the radio before the pussies that run it would fire me."

You see I was listening to WFAN the sports station and they had this jerk-off liberal cunt Richard Neer pontificating his politically correct bullshit. You had to listen to his nonsense about Richie Incognito and the gay football player. Now he is all over instant replay for baseball. Even worse today he was praising sabremetrics as determining how to play the game. What crock of shit. That is revenge of the fucking nerds. It is making the kids who were the managers of the high school team be in charge of evaluating talent instead of the kids who play and who know how to play. For all of the nonsense about Money Ball the fucking A's only won because they were juicing it up. How the fuck did they measure that in their fucking statistics.

What really cheeses me off is why doesn't anybody call these dumb fucks out on what they used to preach. Neer was a DJ on WNEW back in the day when it was the "progressive rock and roll" station that led the charge for "No Nukes." He lead the charge to get us to get rid of our nukes. How the fuck did that work out for the people in Eastern Europe when the Russian Bear is awake again and looking to eat. Don't you think that the Polacks and even the Germans might think that the American Nuclear umbrella and anti-ballistic missile defense might be a good idea. Why don't the no nukes fucks tell us what we are going to do when the towel heads and the Korean gooks and the commies in Venuzula get nukes? WHAT ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKIN' LIBERAL CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a reason why I don't have a radio show.

Dear Mrs. Steve Philips

Well I listened to Steve on that pompous prick Mike Francesa's radio show and I am pissed. Pissed I tell. As pissed as Petey gets if I don't change his Depends every hour on the hour.

Francesa kissed his ass the whole time. All Steve talked about is his sex addiction. How it was all his fault and you had nothing to do with it. Well that's not what he said when he wanted to put it in my pooter in my Acura in the parking lot at Fenway Park. He said you were a frigid bitch that only wanted to go to the spa and that you had no time for him. All he ever did was talk bad to you all three times we did in the car. Of course I had to wear the big Mr. Met's head but I am pretty sure that was what he was mumbling about.

Francesa just took calls from douche bags who wanted to kiss his ass and Steve's ass. He would never have me on his fuckin' show. I mean I lost my job too. My boss screwed me and lied to me and he gets to go on and sell his rehab bullshit and I am cleaning the colostomy bag of a Red Sox fan just to make ends meet. If I didn't let Steve meet my end none of this would have happened!

WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!

Where do I go to get my reputation back. Or to get another job. I mean David Letterman offered me a job and I had an application in with Governor Patterson but he fucked that up and now I am up shits creek.

Stevie better realize he ain't gonna get off this easy. I know where he lives. I know where you live. I know where rock lives. And I am gonna rock. Just wait and see.

Look behind you when you go out. Just so you know.

Toodles,

Your pal,

Brooke

Sean Avery has balls and the NHL proves that they are not a real sport and are full of girly men.

Our ace commenter dr. kill pointed out the Sean Avery story and here it is:

ESPN NEWS December 4, 2008
DALLAS -- Of all the cajoling, snide remarks and other stunts Sean Avery pulled on the way to becoming the biggest pest in hockey, never had he gone so far that the NHL believed it had to suspend him -- until Tuesday.

Avery was punished indefinitely by commissioner Gary Bettman for using a crude term about his former girlfriends now dating other hockey players. Bettman acted within hours, in time to keep Avery out of the Dallas Stars' game against the Calgary Flames on Tuesday night.

Avery's inflammatory line came following a morning skate in Calgary, Alberta. Reporters were waiting to speak with Avery about disparaging remarks he'd made last month about Flames star Jarome Iginla when Avery walked over to the group and asked if there was a camera present. When told there was, he said, "I'm just going to say one thing."

"I'm really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada," the Ontario native said. "I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about, but enjoy the game tonight." He then walked out of the locker room.

Avery's ex-girlfriend, actress Elisha Cuthbert of the television show "24" and the movie "Old School," is dating Calgary defenseman Dion Phaneuf; she had been romantically linked to Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadiens. Avery also dated Rachel Hunter, the former Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model and actress who is now the girlfriend of Los Angeles Kings center Jarret Stoll.

"My thoughts were that it was a very disrespectful comment, and the league took action and I definitely agree with the way they took action," Phaneuf said after the Flames' 3-1 loss to the Stars.

Bettman said Avery made "inappropriate public comments, not pertaining to the game." Bettman and league disciplinarian Colin Campbell will hold a hearing with Avery at 10:30 a.m. ET Thursday in New York before the length of the suspension is determined.

"I completely support the league's decision to suspend Sean Avery," Stars owner Tom Hicks said in a statement. "Had the league not have suspended him, the Dallas Stars would have. This organization will not tolerate such behavior, especially from a member of our hockey team. We hold our team to a higher standard and will continue to do so."


This if freaking unbelievable. They suspend this guy for a fucking joke. I mean the two guys that he is busting on should settle this up on the ice. Not run to mommie likes pussy. What would Gordie Howe do? What would Gump Worsley do? WTF What would freakin' Dennis Potvin do for christsake?

Don't we have freedom of speech in this fucking country anymore? They can't even sue him for libel or slander because what he said is true. They are getting sloppy seconds. I thought the NHL was always lame anyway. The old school guys are all gone and you have these foreigners who don't want to mix it up. It started when the Rangers got those Swedes. Pussy pacifists that they were they infected the league. Now you can't even bust another guys balls without it going to the courts. What a load of bullshit.

New grouping on the FAN

Mike Francesa has been trying different people on his show to replace Chris Russo the Mad Dog who went off to satellite. This week he has been working with Kim Jones of Yes and Chris Karlin of two many crappy shows to mention. It seems to be working out well and is a pretty good listen. I hope they keep this team as it is great to hear a woman who knows what she is talking about when she talks sports.

The stock market tanked and I didn't even know it till I heard it on the Sports Station.

The stock market tanked and dropped more than 600 points and I had no idea. Mike Francesa mentioned it while I was listening to WFAN the sports station. I was wondering why my office phone was ringing off the hook. I wasn't picking up the phone because it is Yon Kippur and we are supposed to be closed and I didn't want to answer everyones questions. Especially today. Thank God for answering machines.