Opulance

Every tyrant intent on world domination should have a tiny giraffe.

That and a cat to stroke. But I am allergic. So I have to stick to a giraffe. Made out of human flesh.

It's shark week but there are more dangerous things in the water.

Well uglier things anyways.

Stay out of the water if you know what's good for you!

Time to hit the beach with the rest of the Baywatch crowd

I need to get on a beach and get in the water.

But unfortunately we are working everyday this summer and won't have a vacation until after Labor Day. We only have part time employees now. That is how the economy has changed. You can't afford full time employees and all the expenses that entails. So you fill in with part timers and do almost all of the work yourself.