What if?

The Evil Blogger lady blogged about her vacation.

BBBBBUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michael Haz said...

Did a quick scroll-through at TOP. Surprised by the low number of comments on quite a few topics. Or is that how it's always been?

I don't know but it can't happen to a nicer person. The 300 comment shit fest on gay marriage seems to have moved to Turley's joint.

Thank God it is not my problem anymore. 

Its funny how you mention something and it goes dry.

I bet that is what happened when Leisure Suit Larry mentioned his meal tickets twat.

You can understand why everybody is getting testy. So to speak.

Hey they sent me a photo of Meadehouse?

We actually they sent me a photo of their next door neighbors house.

Did you ever get the feeling?

Did you ever get the feeling that Crack and the Evil Blogger Lady have something going and Lawnboy has no freakin' idea what is going on?

The laughs keep on coming...........via email

I don't know who it is that is emailing me at my gmail account for Trooper York. It could be Titus. It could be Crack. It could be Garage. It could be anyone. Even Lawnboy. The title says aformerfriend@gmail.com so it could be anyone. I am not that interested except for the fact that this mook wants to start up trouble. That is troubling to say the least.

Anyhoo he/she sent me a link to the thread yesterday about Lawnboy being mocked. A shitpot of comments were deleted or so it seems. Leisure Suit Larry actually stopped fingering his borrowed dogs anus and took out his eraser. You have to laugh. His sockpuppet cries that he is "bullied" at Lem's and he complains about being deleted by Haz but he has no problem deleting a slew of comments. Nice touch douchebag.

The snitch also said in his email that the Crack Emcee is back full force in various Bill Cosby threads. Nice. That's the kind of commentary that builds understanding. Not bad faith at all.

I would rather talk about hockey.

Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!

Grubering at TOP

My erstwhile email informant sent me this comment posted at some thread about Leisure Suit Larry being bullied at Ithmus:

 SamanthaHill said...

Meade knows of what I speak. He gets bullied to no end over at Lem's Levity. It's ugly there, it's ugly at the Isthmus and it's ugly here. It happened many times over the years here and was ignored by Althouse. The fact that someone needs to ask about the bullying and doxing here is laughable.

I don't know who Samantha Hill is as I do not recognize the name. I think it is a sockpuppet for someone like Inga although it seem a little too well spoken for that nitwit. 

The "doxing" thing is new. I didn't even know what that was until the recent dust up about the shirt guy where Instapundit was accused of doxing the simpleton who made the original tweet. I thought doxing was when Capitan Aubrey caught a dose of the clap from a waterfront trollop. Who knew?

This is just further confirmation of Michael Haz's origninal formulation. While Professor Turley is called on to defend the Constitution......the evil blogger lady is fighting in the comments section about people being mean to Lawnboy. Just goes to show you!

Hat tip to Spinelli. He was right about Turley. I am not someone to not admit when they are wrong. I still think that Turley is a liberal weenie but his heart is in the right place. At least he realizes that Obama is treating the Constitution like it was a liquor store in Ferguson, Mo.

One of these things is not like the other.....

Michael Haz said...

Law prof and blogger Jonathon Turley was selected to represent the House in the House's challenge of Obama's extra-constitutional activities.

Law prof and blogger Ann Althouse was mentioned in a news article because she is to cheap to buy her husband his own dog.

Compare and contrast.

Not only that Professor Turley explains that he loves women with bodacious ta-ta's.

I can't believe it...he won't talk to his little blond friend

It is a pity when friends fall out. When the teacher can not sing and dance with his little blond friend.

What a pity.

Remember the days when they were friends. Those were the days!

Memories.  Misty Water Colored Memories of the Way We  Were!

Sorry My Bad!

I have been extra busy lately and under a lot of stress. This morning I was in at the crack of dawn as they are installing a new camera system in both of the stores and I am working with them and taking calls and all kinds of bullshit.

So in between I am cleaning up the blog and delete mistakes and I accidentally deleted the first "Voices Carry" post. I appolgize to all of youse who put up posts. I think Lem might have announced his move to Florida there so I want to let everyone know about it who didn't catch it yet. Lem announced that he is moving in with a sibling in Florida so he will be out of touch for a couple of days. Just what Florida needs another white Hispanic!

On another front I want to praise Lem for his response to Lawnboy who demanded that Lem delete a comment from Shouting Thomas who said that Meade, Althouse and Crack sent him an email soliciting money for Crack. Lem took it right to him and it was hilarious. I believe Shouting 1000% because Crack has sent me emails asking for money before. So it is totally reasonable that Lawnboy and the Evil Blogger lady would solicit bananas for Bubbles their pet. It is just a shame that he has been away from there for so long and now there will be a shitstorm.

I just want Lem to know I am behind him 1000% and he should do what he thinks is right.

Leisure Suit Larry Strikes Again

I don't know if you have been following the post about the bakers who lost the case about the gay wedding cake on Lem's site. It was an interesting discussion until Leisure Suit Larry slithered onto the scene.

He proceeded to do his usual act. Insulting people. Demanding apologies. Lying. Threatening. Treating Father Fox with an unbelievable lack of respect. The respect due a human let alone a man of the cloth.

Lem was kind enough to shut it down after it took a particularly disgusting turn and deleted a few really bad comments by Lawnboy. I thank him for that.

I think Michael Haz had it right. It is time to disassociate ourselves totally from TOP and the evil duo. They are obviously flailing about trying to drum up blog hits. Lawnboy even stooped to a direct link which is right out of his pet Bubbles bag of tricks. I will not addresss him directly regardless of the nasty stuff he spews about me. I suggest we all do the same. I also hope that those of you who are administrators will simply delete Larry out of hand. As he does at his wife's blog. Most of us left there never to return. It is simply not right to let him follow us to Lem's to start the same crap.

It has been almost a year. Can't we be shut of these shits already?

I think chickie is right.

I know that there is some speculation that the denizens of Mordor have a window into what we are doing here. Chickie has long said that he things that they have someone reporting back to the Lidless Eye. But it can be a two way street.

I have a lurker who sends me emails about what is going on over there. This is from the latest report today:

"You are not going to believe it Jim. There are posts referencing pacemakers, fat guys, Japan, Fashion in Japan and baseball. Now not all of the them are digs at you but some of them must be."

I have been strong lately as I have not been over there or at Cracks for more than a month. I want to keep that up. I have been very busy lately and don't have enough time to keep up with my own blog so I don't care about what goes on there. Dropping comments at Lem's is enough for me. Especially  when Chickie and Michael Haz and Lem put up great threads as they have done lately. So it's all good.

But you have to laugh.

There definitely something going on in Cloud Cukoo Land

So this is getting ridiculous.

First off Leisure Suit Larry is all over Lem's joint picking fights in the  hope of bringing traffic back to the other frigid vortex. He even started telling AllenS that he didn't know anything about farming.
As you know Little Debbie smacked him around pretty nicely but that didn't stop him.

Now someone emailed me a link to the post where the Evil Blogger Lady put up a post talking about "Plus Size" woman and "chic lit." Plus size and writing. Is some one trying to send me a message.

Probably not. I mean why be paranoid? That is what people think all the time. That everything is about them. I don't think that but I have to laugh.

One of the things that made me laugh is that we didn't see our pal Freeman Hunt for months until Larry was getting smacked around at Lem's. An interesting coincedink don't ya think? I love how Larry claimed President Mom Jeans was really Fred  4 Pres but doesn't realize he has his own handmaidens and lickspittles. Or maybe he does.

It just makes me chortle.

I just want to stay out of Bear Traps. (That is a hipster trap pictured above)

The Return of Leisure Suit Larry

I thought we had seen the last of him at Lem's joint. I mean all of the butt boys and girls who were at Lem's only until Mordor started taking comments were gone from the masthead and the site. We had not seen or heard from Leisure Suit Larry for quite a while.

But he decided to jump in to a thread by Michael Haz so he could lecture Dust Bunny Queen on Christianity. I wonder why that is?

Could it be that they are not getting enough comments over at TOP? I haven't gone there so youse guys who know how to measure it have a better handle on it then I do. I think so many quality commenters left that they want to find a way to engage and get them to return. Of course on a case by case basis. With the caveat that they can delete anyone who stands up for themselves.

I don't know if you guys are watching "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?" They have this bitch named Brandi Glanville who reminds me of the Evil Blogger Lady. She is rude and crude and insults some of the other women on the show. Not the ones with money or power of course. But the ones with a little weakness that she could exploit. Oh and she is a big old drunk.

Anyway after she spews some shit on this chic named Joyce she gets some pushback. And she starts to cry and say that all she was doing was telling the truth and nobody knows the trouble she's seen. Her enables make excuses for her and try to tell everyone how smart and nice and kind she really is.
Remind you of somebody?

It is kind of ludicrous for someone who despises religion and religious people to lecture us by quoting the bible. I think it is a trap. So while I will push back I will try not to engage. I don't know if that is possible but I want to take Nick's advice and try to ignore them as much as I can. Comment and mock indirectly but do not engage. Let's see how it goes.

The Rainbow sockpuppet

Taking a suggestion to start a new thread about sockpuppets, Titus, Inga and the Evil Blogger Lady I have to say it is pretty funny that stupid twat has to start a new post to get people to talk about Titus. Now I remember back in the day there were a couple of posts about him that generated 100's of comments. Now she is lucky to hit 50.

I see where that other stupid twat Inga said that the reason Titus is more at Althouse is because he was banned here. Which could be true I guess. I have only really dropped four people from posting here. Titus. Inga. J. And another guy from my neighborhood who used to post nasty shit about my wife both here and at Althouse. The reason for the banning was always the same. They just couldn't stop from attacking other posters in the most vile and nasty ways. Now even that can be ok for a while if they are funny and the other person can give as good as he gets. But this stuff was just nasty and stupid. Sort of what Titus is doing to Chickie now. That is just boring repetitive bullshit.

I always tend to give somebody the benefit of the doubt and a long leash. In the case of those guys I look like a fool. The same might be said by some about the Crack Emcee. I wouldn't ban him no matter how foolish he might be. He is his own worst enemy. It is amazing how he has deteriorated. Perhaps I might be unfair because I know he is sick. I have been sick and I have become even more of what I was before. I am just less worried about glossing it over and maybe Crack feels the same way. I would never stop someone from honestly stating their views even if they are bullshit. That is what the internet is for after all.

I know for a fact that Titus is a real person. I mean he might not be "Titus" as self described but he is an actual person. It is quite possible that someone might post using his name because that is something I know Meade has done before. So he could pose as Titus or Inga and give full reign to his douchicity while someone else gets the blame. Of course they are fucked up enough on their own that they don't need any help.

When you guys mentioned that Inga has something to say about me I went to check it out. When I read the thread I really had to ask. One moron wanted to know why Palladian didn't post there anymore. Another was asking for Sir Archy. What the fuck do they live under a rock. I mean I know that Titus and Inga live there but I guess there must be a lot of room.

A Modest Proposal

I would like to make a modest proposal. Since so many of you like my vacation photo's I would like some of my richer readers to donate about $20,000 so we can go on a cruise to Italy.

Since you guys are so fond of our vacation and coverage and don't spend any money to help us travel it is really only right that you give us money. I mean you get all this great blog content for free after all so I think at the very least Lisa and I deserve a free trip to Italy.

It is only right.

We accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, travelers checks and Paypal.

The Vets storm the barricades and expose the Axis of Evil

Most of us are aware of the protests by the Vets at various monuments in DC and appalling reaction from the media and various pundits. The venomous distaste and caviler dismissal of their protest is not surprising since Obama and his ilk disdain veterans and normal everyday Americans. Unless they are a member of a protected class. Minorities. Gays. Illegal immigrants. That is who he worries about. Not Americans of all races and ethnicities who shed their blood for our country.

Speaking of cunts it is no surprise that the Evil Blogger lady doesn't give a shit about Vets. She always  had oblivious distaste for veterans and was often called on it by AllenS and RogerJ. In fact one of the worst dust ups we had in Bloody Sunday happened because of Inga[s outrageous lies and the contempt that the Evil Blogger Lady had for RogerJ and AllenS when she mass deleted them when they were defending Vets and the military. The Evil Blogger Lady has long had contempt for veterans and the post that Michael Haz pointed me to was more of the same. How anyone would want to associate with this worthless piece of shit is beyond me. Chickie was there showing the flag but I think it is a forlorn hope that you can persuade anyone over there.. Not to say that you shouldn't do it if you want to but they leave me cold.

There was the added entertainment of Inga calling for comment moderation and then deleting it. Perfect. Inga is the real Althouse. Anybody that thought she was a moderate should have their head examined. She has nothing for contempt for these guys that Obama terms terrorists"

The answer to ugly out of control comment sections.

Speaking of a pile of shit here is a quote from the Nutty Perfessor:

"I've had a big struggle, peaking over the summer, with the problem of "illegible conversation," as problem commenters maliciously disrupt what might otherwise be a readable comments section. Now, I don't know that the Kinja solution will work. It might empower some of the most disruptive commenters, as they go off topic to entertain and win admirers for some agenda or style of comedy or edgy satire who'll relocate to their Kinja page. But Denton just wants you within the Gawker media empire, and not off on Twitter or Facebook, because he wants the page views in his operation, where he gets the ad revenue. The situation for a blogger is different.

I blog to publish my own writing, and I include comments as a way for me to interact with readers and to amplify and get different angles on things I want to talk about. I'm not about devoting my work to maintaining a social media website for people who don't care about what I'm writing. That's the enterprise of people like Denton who are designing a mechanism for making a lot of money. As an individual expressing myself — with the long-time motto "To live freely in writing" — I am more like the commenters upon whom Gawker is leveraging its Kinja scheme."

So all you problem commenters will have to handle you social interaction so other way. With friends and family as most of us do.

It just gets funnier and funnier.

They really have to get a life

So the Nutty Perfessor and Leisure Suit Larry put up a post that refers to a thread where Palladian and I posted comments. It is pretty funny. They love to say how we can't leave them alone but every couple of days they have to come over to TOOP to drop a turd as Fiona or refer to us in some way. Someone emailed a link to this thread and when I went over there I had a good idea. I followed the links to various threads and deleted my comments. It was pretty amusing to see all of the people who don't post there that were in those threads. If everyone deleted their comments there would be about two comments per thread. Bissage and Titus. Heh.

It is particularly heartwarming that Inga is their favorite commenter these days. You have to laugh.

Once upon a time

It is really disheartening when you have to deal with the aftermath of Althouse at Lem's blog. Fucking Meade left some nasty shit at the JD Salinger thread about the church that made me pen a response but then I deleted it. It is quite pleasant when they are not around and when ever they show up it goes downhill fast.

Fiona is another whole kettle of fish. It is obviously one of the Althouse crew. Either Althouse herself or her son or more likely Inga as you have speculated.

It is pretty funny that Inga has become such a vital and valued member of the Althouse family. I can't wait until she turns on them as she invariably will. That is gonna be fun.