Angie and Frank

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"Hello Angie. I'm the King of Siam. Shall we dance."
"Fuggedabout Baldy. She's with me."
"Don't be mean Frank, He's harmless. I hear he's packing a Magnificent Seven. A lot better than your pal Jack."
"Don't be a slut Angie. Now come sit on my lap and I will show you the braciole."
"Oh I love me some Italian."

Angie and Frank

"Scout's Honor Ange I swear it is big and thick."
"Sure Frank that's what your buddy Jack said and it was anything but."
"Well he's Irish what do you expect. I am a Wop and I got a Pop in my Sock."
"Sure Frank that's not what Ava says."
"You gonna listen to that whore. Look King Kong couldn't touch the sides on that skank. Just give me a chance Doll. I really am up to snuff. Scouts Honor."
"I guess we will see then won't we."
"Thanks baby. You won't regret it."

If they remade the show who would play

If they remade Police Woman who would they have play Pepper Anderson.

I know who I would pick. How about you. Oh and whose that girl?

Palate cleanser

Sorry about that.

I think you need a palate cleanser.

Angie. On a scooter.

How I envy that vespa.

Call a Policewoman!

Pepper has fallen and she can't get up.

She can just help you get it up. Just sayn'

She tried to explain....

But I was kinda distracted. So to speak.

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Solid!

Today's Gratuitous Bathtub Scene is a tribute to every day dream I had in the seventies.

Just Sayn'

Our Cali poll is closed.

Our California poll is over and I didn't get to do anything on the list. I should have included coughing my lungs out and shitting my pants while driving with Mr. Magoo on the freeway. Anyhoo here is the results:

Get burgers from Bobs Big Boy 7

Yelling at Joe Torre 8

Mouth to Mouth from Baywatch babes 2

Frisked by Angie Dickensen 8

Getting pushed around by Leah Remini 12

We could never have Leah jump in front of us at line at the Deli because Blake insisted on being on his treadmill the whole time and nobody could cut in front of us. What a gyp!

Plus the fast food gave me the runs. Crap. And I mean that.

Next up a baseball pool.

What's the most likely?

For our new poll we have to decide what is the most likely thing to happen when Trooper York is out in the wilds of California next week:

He gets a big burger at Bob's Big Boy.

He goes to the Dodger game and yells at Joe Torre for nine innings.

He has to get mouth to mouth from one of the Baywatch Babes after drowing in the Pacific ocean.

He gets frisked in a frisky way by Police Woman Angie Dickensen.

Leah Remini cuts in front of him and Blake at the deli line and he has to spank her.

Rude comments and stupid shit welcome.

Everybody wants to add Pepper.

So we know who you want to slap on the cuffs. Our police babe poll ended up as follows:

Pepper Anderson 26
Christine Cagney 3
Christie Love 3
Lucy Bates 1
Faith Yokas 1

But I don't think you could go wrong polling any of these babes.

Next up, your favorite condiment Poll.

At least one election is turning out right!

At least one election is turning out right. The one and only Angie is running away with our policewoman poll.

There is some justice after all.

Who do you want to slap on the cuffs?

Which police woman would you want to slap on the cuffs if you know what I mean? It's time for a strip search and a cavity search and you know who you want to check you out. The nominees:

Lucy Bates from Hill St. Blues. A tall drink of water but all woman. Big girl, little picture.

Cagney from Cagney and Lacy before she stopped drinking and went all feminist on ya.

Christie Love that sweet piece of brown sugar from "Get Christie Love."

Faith Yokas the Blue collar guys girl from Third Watch.

And the one, the only the real police woman, Angie.

You make the call and I will not try to influence you by posting photos that will indicate who I am voting for. I wouldn't try and cheat like that.

hey come on in the waters fine.

It's not just that water that is fine. Oh no baby.

Anyway it's time to jump back into posting the stupid bullshit that I enjoy ruminating about. TV shows from the sixties and seventies. Food. Hot chicks. Clothing for the store. More Food. Baseball. More Hot Chicks. Rinse and repeat.

So jump on in. Because the water is fine.

Now I know why I loved "LIfe on Mars."

I finally figured out why I really love the show "Life on Mars."It is the sensibility of the creators. It was the second to the last episode and it costarred Peter Gherty as an FBI agent who is investigating the squad. Anyway he has a scene in which he is standing by coffee machine talking to the guy who came back in time. And you know what he is talking about? Angie Dickensen in Police Woman. He goes"I love Angie Dickensen." So Sam Tyler goes "Is that where you get your investigative techniques from Police Woman?" Gherty goes "You don't watch Police Woman for the police stuff, you watch it for Angie Dickensen." That's where he decided the guy is an alien.

I mean these guys pick Angie Dickensen as the hottest woman on TV. What's next, Harvey Keitel will have a poster of Stella Stevens on his wall. Cool.

Today's gratuitous bath tub scene, tells us that Angie is not interested in what you have to say. She has the gun.

Hey Angie doesn't care. She has the gun and the champagne and the bubbles. So what are going to do punk? Do you feel lucky? Or do you want to talk about monkeys all day?

Well I got to go, but I hate to leave you behind, so I am leaving you with Angie's behind.

Well I have to go and I hate to leave you guys behind, so I left you with Angie's behind. Angie Dickensen that is. This is the famous outfit she wore to the oval office to visit with Jack Kennedy for the "greatest twenty seconds" of her life.

So you can chew on that for a while. So to speak.

Still on the set, but taking a break.

This old cowpoke is still poking away at the payroll tax forms but you put yourself in Deano's mind as he gazes up at Angie Dickensen and says "Hey can you get me a beer, Toots."