Showing posts with label Elizabeth I'm coming in my pants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Elizabeth I'm coming in my pants. Show all posts

Sunday, January 22, 2012

You have to be humble......Great game by the 49er's




What a great game. The 49er's didn't deserve to go out on a fumble like that. They have a great, great defense and matched the Giants series by series. Much better than the vastly overrated Packers who the Giants really dominated. These teams were evenly matched and the differance was Eli Manning. Hit time and again he stayed in the pocket and took the sack or dumped it off to a running back. Time and again he brought us back. The Niners fought us tooth and nail. We were fortunate that a few breaks went our way. It was a nail biter.

So now it is a rematch with the Patriots. New York vs Boston. Replay of the last Super Bowl both teams were in where we won when nobody thought we could. I know we will be big underdogs again.

I can only say one thing.

BOSTON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, October 21, 2011

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?


"Hi there my little chicken. What's you're name? Chickenlittle? Well fancy that. I was sent here to learn you some things. Warm wonderful things. That will make you fell all funny and warm and wonderful on the inside. And maybe even on the outside."
"Oh my goodness gracious. Lawdy. I hope that's a remote control in you hand young man?"

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?


"Dat's right sugar. I is your new teacher. Rights here on the TV's. So whats your name? The Crack Emcee? Dat's a funny one. Anyway I am gonna be your teacher. I am gonna teach you lots of wonderful things. They are going to make you feel warm and wonderful inside. Dat's right baby. Cause dat's how I duz it. For the childrens."
"Oh Lordy Mercy Me! I hope dat's a remote control in your hand young blood!"

I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?


"Hello young Master Fred. I am here to be your teacher. I have many things to teach you. Many, many wonderful things. They will make you feel all warm and wonderful inside. Now lets prepare to study."
"Oh. My goodness. I hope that's the remote control in your hand young man?"

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Mr. Sanford when is Lamont going to be home?

"Mr. Sanford when is Lamont going to be home?"
"I don't know sugar but that big dummy should be home soon. Would you like a drink? I have a pint of Night Train we can split."
"No thank you baby. But just one thing."
"What's that sugar?
"Can you stop staring at my titties you dirty old man?"