What is the meaning of this Miss Moneypenny?

"What is the meaning of this Miss Moneypenny? We found this apparatus under your desk. Explain yourself."
"It is a personal satisfaction device. Q made it for me. I can't keep flirting with Commander Bond without release. I might be British but there is a limit."
"That is preposterous. Get rid of this immediately.'
"Fuck Q."

Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny?

"Whatever do you mean Miss Moneypenny?"
"Well Commander Bond I said that this vast expanse of a desk is going to waste. Waste not want my old gaffer used to say."
"What ever would I want to do on this vast expanse Miss Moneypenny?
"I could climb up on it and you could explore a much tighter space much more to your taste."
"Tighter Moneypenny? I think not.
"Unfortunately my old gaffer used to say that too.

Dash it all Miss Moneypenny

"Take it out James."
"What do you mean Moneypenny?"
"Take it out and put it in my hand. I will show you what I can do with it."
"Why would I do that?"
"Well during the war I learned a lot of things."
"I bet you did."
"Yes quite. It was a hand to mouth existence. So to speak."
"I like how you think Moneypenny."

"Egads, You're back Moneypenny!"

"Why once again you're back Moneypenny! After such a long absence. And I am glad to see it!"
"Yes I imagine you are Commander Bond. But there is one thing that you would like even more."
"And what would that be my dear?"
"Why my front of course!"
"Indeed Miss Moneypenny, indeed."

Egads Moneypenny what have you done?

"Egads Moneypenny what have you done?"
"Whatever do you mean Commander Bond?"
"You look so different. What could possibly brought about this change?"
"Oh that. I am not wearing any make up. Perhaps that is the difference. You are seeing the real me!"
"Yes that puts a whole new face on it as it were. I must say I much prefer the old Moneypenny. Perhaps she will return."
"Perhaps she will. In the meantime I must inform you...that I indeed have a gun."
"Yes. Quite. A woman with a little something extra. Respect must be paid. I hope you can still be friends."
"Why of course James. Why ever did you think elsewise."
"That is a relief. Well off to Jamaica. I need some new seashells."

Well Moneypenny, people will talk you know.

"Well Moneypenny. People will talk you know?"
"That is as may be Commander Bond. It does not concern me in the least."
"I can see that my dear Moneypenny. You seem to make a much better secret agent than me."
"Perhaps Commander Bond. A woman can have many secrets."
"Yes but sometimes it as obvious as the Apple was to Adam. So to speak."
"Ohhhhhh JJJJAAAAMMMMEEEESSSS!!! I love when you speak in riddles."

Moneypenny, you don't call, you don't write.....

"Miss Moneypenny, you don't call, you don't write, you seem to be ignoring me?"
"Nonsense Commander Bond. I have been busy lolling around on top of my desk and rubbing myself against office supplies."
"Well it seems like we have talked in days Moneypenny. I hope you are just busy and not indifferent."
"Seriously Comander Bond, you must get over yourself. You know when you are not entertaining you can't expect much of a response. Give me something to talk about and you will here from me."
"Fair enough my dear Moneypenny. Here let me run this up my flagpole...so to speak!"
"Ohhhhhhh JJJJJAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!"

What a beautiful pearl necklace Moneypenny!

"What a beautiful pearl necklace Moneypenny!"

"Why thank you Commander Bond."

"You look particularly ravishing and dewy fresh today."

"My goodness you are full of compliments today."

"No more that what you deserve my dear Moneypenny. Perhaps I can help you with your regime as well since I am indeed full today."

"Whatever do mean kind sir."

"Come over here with me to the couch and I will give you a real pearl necklace."

"Ooooooooohhhhhhh JJJJJJaaaammmmmeeeeesssssss!!!!!!!"

Why so stiff Moneypenny?

"Why so stiff Moneypenny? You're like a statue."
"I happen to like it stiff Comander Bond."
"Well you are in luck then my dear Moneypenny. You see, I am always stiff."
"Ooooohhhhh JJJJaaaammmmeeeessssss!!!!"

Why your hair is up Moneypenny?

"My dear Moneypenny, I see you have your hair up this evening. How very elegant."

"Thank you Commander Bond. I sometimes like to have it up."

"Indeed Moneypenny, I love to have it up as well."

"Why Commander Bond you are a naughty boy."

"It's not me it's you Moneypenny."

"Me what Commander Bond."

"You make me want to get it up. As it were."

"Oooohhhhh Jaaammmmmeeeessssss!!!!!!"

I see you are getting down Moneypenny.

"I see you are getting down Moneypenny."
"Whatever do you mean Commander Bond?"
"Your hair Moneypenny, your hair. I see you have let it down. I wonder...have you done the same with your inhibitions?"
"Why Commander Bond, my inhibitions have always been down, in fact going down is my favorite direction."
"Indeed."

You smell delightful Miss Moneypenny

"You smell delightful Miss Moneypenny."

"Thank you Commander Bond that is so nice of you to say. But I am afraid not everyone agrees."

"Why whatever do you mean?"

"Some claim that something just doesn't smell right about me."

"Who said that? Oddjob? Don't mind him. His smeller has been off due to his intense study of perfume. I am sure he means nothing by it."

"Thank for that Commander Bond."

"No thanks necessary Moneypenny. I always take people as I see them until they prove otherwise. Isn't that how you would like me to take you?"

"Oooohhhhh JJJaaaammmmeeeesssss!"

I love a good frock Miss Moneypenny

"I love a good frock Miss Moneypenny."
"I am sure you do Comander Bond. And what constitutes a good frock?"
"Well it should be pretty and light and winsome. But a above all a good frock should be one thing."
"And what is that?'
"Tight."
"Ohhhh James."

Did you say Balls Miss Moneypenny?

"What's that sound Miss Moneypenny?"

"Balls, Comander Bond."

"Did you say Balls Miss Moneypenny?"

"Yes, yes I did."

"Oh you must mean Thunderball."

"No actually I mean Godzilla Balls."

"What?"

"Yes that's the sound they make when they clang together when Godzilla is walking through the city."

"I think you are in the wrong movie, do I look like Raymond Burr to you?" in a cheezy chinese accent " Oh no godzilla is coming."

"At least someone is coming."

Aye, Aye Miss Moneypenny!

"Well Miss Moneypenny I see you are in uniform this morning. I didn't know you were under Her Majesty's colors."

"Oh I am not Commander Bond. I just joined the Old Navy. They had a sale on Michael Jackson military wear. You might think about signing up as well."

"Why would I do that? I am already a Commander in the Royal Navy."

"Well because you are naked."

"I just wanted to make some coffee. Would you like some? One lump or two?"

"Ohhhhh Jaaaammmmeessssss!!!!!"

Why I believe in the trickle down theory Moneypenny!

"I see this photo on your desk Moneypenny. You were quite the little minx in your youth weren't you?"

"Oh I had my fun Commander Bond. I worked at the Army Department during the war."

"Who is the young man, you're boyfriend?"

"Oh no just a young man that I gave a VD card to as he was cleared of all disease. I hear he later went into politics. I bet he wouldn't want this photo to get out."

"I would think not. What a terrible disease. Thank God I have never had the misfortune."

"Well it isn't all bad. It made you think. In fact this young man said it was very important in his political philosophy. In fact it gave rise to one his main planks in his political platform."

"Really what was that?"

"Why the Trickle down effect....for obvious reasons."

"Quite."

You're back Moneypenny!

"Why you're back Moneypenny! And I am glad to see it!"

"Yes I imagine you are Comander Bond. But there is one thing that you would like even more."

"And what would that be my dear?"

"Why my front of course!"

"Indeed Miss Moneypenny, indeed."

Yes Indeed Miss Monneypenny!

"So Miss Moneypenny, you always seem so tightly buttoned up. Behind your desk shuffling your papers."

"Well apperances can be decieving Comander Bond."

"Really Miss Moneypenny? However do you mean?"

"Well I may be behind a desk. But I am not wearing any pants."

"Yes indeed Miss Moneypenny!"

Well Miss Moneypenny

"Hello Miss Money Penny, you seem very relaxed."

"Indeed I do Commander Bond."

"Normally I see you working at your desk."

"Well Commander, I really do my best work on top of my desk, so to speak."

"I see. But the real question is ....how good are you under the desk?"

"Ohhhhhhh James!"

Yes Miss Moneypenny"

"Ah Miss Moneypenny, ravishing as always."

"Thank you Commander Bond. I am sure you are quite the ravisher."

"Indeed I am. I love how you love to banter with the boys. Even though things are clearly not what they seem."

"Why whatever do you mean Commander Bond."

"Oh you know what I mean my dear Moneypenny. But why must we be so formal. We have know each other for so long. Please call me James."

"Very well James you can call me Penny."

"Oh and such a bad Penny your are my dear.....yes such a bad Penny. "