"What's that sound Miss Moneypenny?"
"Balls, Comander Bond."
"Did you say Balls Miss Moneypenny?"
"Yes, yes I did."
"Oh you must mean Thunderball."
"No actually I mean Godzilla Balls."
"What?"
"Yes that's the sound they make when they clang together when Godzilla is walking through the city."
"I think you are in the wrong movie, do I look like Raymond Burr to you?" in a cheezy chinese accent " Oh no godzilla is coming."
"At least someone is coming."
3 comments:
Two balls, one cup, for the iPhone.
"2Balls1Cup has features that take the basic nuts and bolts of Three Card Monte to a whole new level. The app transforms trickery into a match of true tactics. With titillating add-ons like "X-Ray Vision" (makes the cups naked to the eye), you are sure to find your balls. But be careful folks not to prematurely guess the wrong cup, because if you're wrong the hammer will crush you and your balls."
You can bet your sweet ass that when chocolategodzilla comes there is some serious ball-clanging.
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