Friday, November 6, 2009

Tyler Perry's White House of Pain


(Hallway of the Family quarters, upstairs at the White House)
Madea: Whose that up this time of night? I can’t even get a glass of hot milk without running into someone in the hallway while I am in my nightie.
Sasha Obama: It’s me Auntie Madea.
Madea: Why you up at this hour chile? Have you been crying?
Sasha Obama: I am so upset Aunty. Daddy doesn’t love me anymore. I am running away from home with my two friends. Gary Coleman and Rodney Allen Ripey.
Madea: What the hell? What are you doing with these two midget has beens. The only one missing is Robert Reich for crying out loud. Wha chu mean you daddy don’t love you no mo sugar?
Sasha Obama: Auntie he never has time to play with us anymore. He is always busy stealing the banks and the car companies and now he has to boss around all the doctors and he doesn’t have time to play with us anymore. And it gets worse.
Madea: How’s that baby?
Sasha Obama: Well when I came home from school he was playing peek-a-boo with a white baby. He always used to play peek-a-boo with me. Now he is playing with a white baby. And you know how much he hates white people. So if he would rather play with a white baby he must really hate us.
Madea: Now sweetie don’t be upset. Your daddy was just doing that for the camera. He didn’t mean it. Like when he prays for those dead soldiers or goes to a Christian church, its all for show. I am sure he loves you. Don’t you worry. Auntie Madea will fix it. I will talk to him and he will be playing peek-a-boo with you in no time. Of course he will have a big bandage on his fool head but it will be ok. Now you go back to sleep and I will make you breakfast tomorrow.
Sasha Obama: Thank you Auntie, I love you. I know you will make it allright. You always do. But what about Rodney and Gary.
Madea: Those boys better come with me. I want to show them the exercise equipment that Barbara Bush set up in the Attic. I think they might enjoy it. Let’s go fools.
Gary Coleman & Rodney Allen Ripey: Yes Auntie.

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