Jean Mutation!

Hey thanks to everyone who posted on the Eurotard thread and thanks to the professor and Insty for the links. Who knew that humor and "meataphors" had to take a back seat to fashion stuff. It's funny that the stuff I think is really good never even gets a comment but something out of left field gets noticed.

The absolutely best thing about the whole post is that sanctimonious liberal blowhards like Eli Blake immediately get all politically correct without even checking out the post to see that Eurotard is the actual name of a product! These guys just don't have a sense of humor at all. Jeeeez what a bunch of douches.

Anyway the wife has a new post on Never Say Diet about Jean Mutation which talks about the new pastel jeans from Svoboda Jeans. Svoboda is the pest plus size premium jean company out there. They make this high waisted trouser jean that is perfect for "Casual Fridays." That's how we market it though I always add my little touch. I call it the "No plumbers crack jean." And no Eli, that has nothing to do with Joe the plumber you sanctimonious twit.

Anyway check out her post and leave a comment if you can. Thanks.

Who the hell would want a Eurotard?

So I come into the store and there is a FEDEX package from some company that I never heard of and it's says "FREE SAMPLE" in big letters. That's never good. So I open it up and what is it but a new "shape wear" company that wants to compete with Spanxs. like that's gonna happen.

Now for you dudes that don't know, Spanx are under garments that smooth out a woman so she doesn't have any bumps or bulges that she doesn't want to show. Woman are psycho for Spanx. I have size 2 woman come in without an ounce of fat on them but if I have their size they buy every piece I have in the store. Sometimes ten pairs. So a lot of companies want to compete with Spanx to get a market share. But as the wife likes to say "There's Q-tips and then there are cotton swabs."

Anyway that 's not the important part. They are scrambling to advertise and come up with a brand or a gimic. So what they call it "THE EUROTARD."

I always thought that was Jacques Chirac or Hans Blix or someone like that not a high waisted panty smoother.

It just made me laugh my ass off.