You dirty filthy Wicker trash. Sitting on porch's all over America. In back yards. In dens. In fancy hotels.Even in trailer parks where you really belong. You wickers trash are destroying America. People are sitting in you instead being out working and producing income we can tax.
And then you what happens?
People tear their pants on your filthy wicker bottoms you dirty trailer park wicker chairs. So the people can't go back to work and have to go home to change their pants.
It has nothing to do with over taxation and senseless government regulations. It is you dirty trailer park wicker chairs that are tearing out the bottoms of Americas gabardine trousers you filthy wicker trash!
And futhermore....err....what....of course this makes sense....what...ok I will take my pill....I will be right back to talk about Merman.
