"I am going on the stand Major but I hope you will not be too hard on me."
"I think you like it hard fraulein. Why else would you go out in the words with Robert Blake and Sargent Carter. Let alone the likes of edutcher and Seven Machos. You protest too much leibchen. You like the abuse. Admit it. In fact I can prove it."
"What do you mean? How can you prove it?"
"That dress! PLAID!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY BITCH YOU ARE JUST ASKING FOR IT!"
"Ohhhh boo hoo booo hoo boo hooo!"
"You make me sick. I have no pity for you."
