It's a small world after all

When we went to make the commercials for TLC a couple of months age we met some of the other people who had shows. TLC is bringing out a bunch of new shows. Not all of them made the cut for the commerical. The Mama's Boys from the Bronx weren't there. The Amish dudes from "Breaking Amish" weren't there. But we were. We also met a couple of stars who already have shows. We met the Cupcake Girls from "DC Cupcakes" who were very nice. We met the "Long Island Medium" and Lisa kept counting in her head so she couldn't read her mind. We even met the "Little Couple" and it was interesting. The wife was very nice and the husband was a douche. Reminded me of us.

 But then we met another couple of stars. And it was very weird. You see I have had a lot of fun making fun of midgets. I kept saying I wanted a midget for the show. I told the TLC guys that and they were not amused. And then I met the Jordans and realized what a dick I really am. You see they are brother and sister and are just about the smallest people in the United States. They are brother and sister who are so tiny you can't believe it. Smaller than dolls. I mean fucking tiny tiny. It is scary. And sad. And touching. And fucking weird. They didn't talk to anybody. They had handlers or Nanny's or assistants or something. Man I can't wait to see what the show will be about. It is so strange and weird and off putting I think you will be riveted to the screen.

I won't be making fun of midgets anymore.

 (Well maybe I will. I am still a dick)

Come back Shane.

[last lines] Joey: Shane! Come back!

Shane: I didn't go anywhere.

Joey: Shane! Come back!

Shane: I'm over here. Look down.

Joey: Shane! Come back!

Shane: What are you retarded, I'm short not invisible.

Joey: Shane! Come back!

Shane: Screw this. I'm moving back to Tiny Town.

(Shane, 1953)