Asking the guestions that have to be asked.

Hello, I am from the ASCPA and I was wondering something. Do you know an RH Hardin? You were seen getting into an unmarked van with him after he gave you a bag of candy corn. What?
No I don't want to buy any insurance.

Wait a minute, lets have a heart to heart.

Frank Cannon: I want to ask you about the freight shipments that have gone missing. But I have another question.
Renee Stubber: What's that Mr. Cannon.
Frank Cannon: Who does your hair, Gumby?
Renee Stubber: Hey if you like the drapes you should see the carpet. You would really dig it.
Frank Cannon: Yeah well, I would like to see my pisce-a-deale but that ain't gonna happen any time soon.
(The Rip-off, Directors Cut, Cannon, 1972)