Lem said his keyboard got all sticky

He has to stay off those Red Sox fan sites from the Dominican.

That will mess up your computer right there let me tell you!

Poor Lem

I went back and read the first few posts at TOOP and I had to laugh. The posturing and the posing by various people is a sight to behold. This all happened at the beginning of July and now it is the end of September. Various people who were behind he concept be they commenters or contributors are in the wind. I have a very good bullshit detector and let me say that most of them didn't fool me. They might have fooled some of the people but you should be able to realize by know who is a worthless  loser.

I think Lem has found his feet and is doing good work. Chickie, Little Debbie and Chip Ahoy have been consistently good. I go there every day to see what's new. To me that is the sign of a good blog.

I hope we can give them some support with our comments.

Hey Lem didn't start a blog....he started his own comic book!

Full credit goes to CEO who was the first one to get a copy.

He is to Lem as Lem is to the Evil Blogger Lady.

You teachers pet you!

I am a good boy!

 

From Lem's Learning Levity: The funniest comment there yet!

 

MeadeJuly 14, 2013 at 9:07 AM

@madawaskan, I'm one of Lem's best commenters. Perhaps you should take your own suggestion

Linc's I got Linc's I tell Ya!

I cleaned up my blog linc area and added a few new ones.

Lem looks like he is well launched on his new venture. I hope he keeps it up but I don't know. It is very hard to blog everyday. And he will not get the action after this nonsense plays itself out. I wish him the best though and hope it is very successful.

Talking Baseball with Ted Williams Disembodied Head!

"Hey Ted how are you doing today"
"I'm fucking freezing you dick. I am stuck to a can of tune fish in a fuckin' Frigdaire how the fuck do you think I feel numbnuts?"
"Please Ted we have children listening."
"Fuck em. No seriously lets fuck em. I love those hairless little....."
"Ted enough about your social life. Waddaya think about the season so far?"
"Well the Sox are in first place. Thank God they got rid of the moron Bobby Valentine. The douche bag couldn't get laid in a Japanese whorehouse. Seriously when he managed in Japan he never got a fuckin' happy ending in the massage parlor because he was too gross for whores who like raw fish.
What the fuck's up with that?"
"Well that is as may be. What do you think about the latest steroid scandal?"
"Not much. Suspend the fuckin' lot of them. I mean that dumb spic A-Rod is always fucking up and he ain't playing anyway. Thank God the Yankees got stuck with him. And that Ryan Braun. He is always sticking things in ass. We need to teach him to stop with the needles and confine himself to getting stuck in the ass with Aaron Rodgers dick."
"Errr right Ted. We will be right back after this word from our sponsors.

Manny being Manny

The just took Manny Rameriez off the retired list so he is free to sign with any club he wants. He still has to serve his drug suspension but he can come back around July or so to hit.

I hope the Red Sox take him back.

Manny and Bobby Valentine. A match made in heaven.

Oh yeah and one more thing:

BOSTON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn' know!

While the dreadful song "It Only Hurts When I'm Breathing" played on the nightstand clock radio….. I read the instructions on the box.

I should have known what to do by heart by now, but the idea of having Big Papi's baby made me want to go through everything deliberately as if in a ritual.

I did not know that I was already filled with his child. When I sat on the toilet and strained I did not know that a baby would flop out. How could that be? I didn’t even know I was pregnant. I could have been on that TV show.

Plus there was no room, especially in the toilet.

After all, that is where Big Papi kept his career.

Its all there in black and white.

"Who is your friend Selina."
"He is not my friend. He is my henchman. I use him to help me perform nefarious deeds."
"Really he doesn't seem very nefarious."
"You must be joking Trey. Lem is the epitome of evil. He is a Red Sox Fan."
"No wonder he seem so downcast."
"Yes, he is almost cat-a-tonic. Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha."

Lem must be very happy!

Well after last week Yankee fans have to be a little worried. I mean the Red Sox have taken every game this year even though they are only two games a head of us in the standings. So they have every right to be confident.

But you know that the regular season is really not an indication of how the playoffs are going to go. The Yankees have good starting pitching and I think they are going to put Joba in the bullpen in the playoffs. That will give us a superior bullpen. Of course that presupposes that Mariano will be able to do his thing as he has had some problems with the Red Sox. But that is what it all boils down to for the Yankees. If Mariano can close it out we win. If he can't we lose.

There is really only one thing you can be sure of .

Boston Sucks.