Matsui is screwy!

The hot rumor in New York is that Hidecki Matsui is talking to the Mets about signing with them to play left field. Typical Mets. Matsui is a DH only and you would be an idiot to hire him to play the field. He is going to demand at least a 3year contract for big money coming off a World Series MVP year. The Mets need his bat but only if he DH's or at the very best plays first base. Now he has never played first base so I bet the Mets will try and put him there.

Hidecki say it ain't so.

Did you say Balls Miss Moneypenny?

"What's that sound Miss Moneypenny?"

"Balls, Comander Bond."

"Did you say Balls Miss Moneypenny?"

"Yes, yes I did."

"Oh you must mean Thunderball."

"No actually I mean Godzilla Balls."

"What?"

"Yes that's the sound they make when they clang together when Godzilla is walking through the city."

"I think you are in the wrong movie, do I look like Raymond Burr to you?" in a cheezy chinese accent " Oh no godzilla is coming."

"At least someone is coming."

World Series MVP

Nuff said.

Congratulatons to the WORLD CHAMPION NEW YORK YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!