It is starting to get there

This is what the final result of the dresser we bought from the dirty hippies. Well actually not the final final. You see Lisa wasn't happy with it. You will notice the missing tooth in the middle cabinet right? Also the yellow was too green. Yes that's a thing.

Sean the guy who did the painting is slumped over it. Lisa made him cry. He is taking it back. I mean he is charging a lot and this is the centerpiece of the new store so it has to be perfect. We will see what we will see.

Remember this is what it originally looked like:

Hit the canal

This is the view of the back of the Gowanus Canal. Many a deadbeat Puerto Ricans last view before he hit the water for not paying off the shy. It is sort of cleaned up although some SuperFund corruption is going on now. But it is as clean as it is gonna get.

You come in on Ninth Street and go behind some of the businesses that started up there. A movie prop house. A word working shop. And of course the Dirty Hippies who sold us the furniture for the back store.

That's right keep the little bastards home!

This Mexican joint in Texas has joined a bunch of restaurants in banning children after 7pm. The little bastards just scream and yell and run around an ruin you chance at enjoying your meal. It is one thing if it is Chuckie Cheese or a pizza parlor but another if it is an upscale expensive restaurant. Who wants to deal with that bullshit?

In Brownstone Brooklyn there is a new problem. All of these hipster assholes that are having kids still want to hang out at the bar. There is a hipster joint on the corner of my block that has set up lawn furniture as a sort of sidewalk café. Invariably they have this stupid fuckin' hipster couples sitting there. They always have an infant in a baby sling strapped to the Dad and a stroller and a fuckin' dog on a leash tied to the chair. I mean not one table like that. But six or seven. All day long. The other day it was raining when I passed by at around five and all of these people were inside the bar. With the babies and the dogs. It was a circus. Imagine trying to get shitfaced with that going on?

Sorry but kids don't belong in bars. You don't have the right to take your kids everywhere. They are your kids. They are your problem. Leave us alone while we are trying to get drunk. If we wanted to deal with kids we would stay home with our own kids. Enough already you hipster scumbags.

Look what they done to my thong ma!

look what they done to my thong ma

look what they done to my thong

well it's just not fair

that it’s totally filled with hair

and it's turning out all wrong ma

look what they done to my thong

look what they done to my thang ma

look what they done to my thang

well they picked it like a chicken bone

and i think i'm half insane ma

look what they done to my thong.

wish i could find a good book to live in

wish i could find a good book

well if i could find a real good book

i'd never have to come out and

look atwhat they done to my thong!

la la la la la la

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Oscar Gamble's got my brand new key

I rode my bicycle past your window last night

I roller skated to your door at daylight

It almost seems like you're avoiding me

I'm okay alone, but you got something I need

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates

But I think it got stuck where I pee

I think that we should get together and try to fish them out you see

I been looking around awhile

But I think it got stuck where I pee

Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates

But Oscar Gamble has my brand new key

I ride my bike, I roller skate, don't drive no car

Don't go too fast, but I go pretty far

For somebody who don't drive

I been all around the world

Some people say, I done all right for a girl

Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates

But I think it got stuck where I pee

I think that we should get together and try to fish it out you see

I been looking around awhile

Help me get something for me

Oh! I got a brand new pair of roller skates

But I think it got stuck where I pee