Deep thoughts....By Titus....About Bowling

I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.

The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.

I was there with the Crack Emcee. He looked just like Buckwheat. He fondled his black ball and smiled a gap toothed grim and asked if it was O-Tay to fondle his big black ball.

I almost fainted. 



I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!


O-Tay!

Deep Thoughts.....By Titus....about Bowling

I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.

The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.

I was there with MamaM. She grabbed the biggest ball and put it right between her legs.


I almost fainted. 

I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!

Balls!

Deep Thoughts....By Titus...About Bowling

I have been having bowling sex dreams lately.

Last night I dreamed I was in a New Jersey entertainment complex that consisted of bowling, a bar, dancing, a gym, a sauna, a shower room, supper club, curling and lots of other shit.

The guys in the shower would actually be scrubbing their hogs with a huge ice scraper.

But we used tits to bowl with. We just reached in and took them right out of the waitresses top and grabbed a titty and started bowling.

The funniest thing was that all of tits had three holes.

And three nipples.

I wanted to bowl the but the six lanes, SIX LANES, were full. So small town. I love large bowling lanes, 32 plus please!

Tits.

Deep Thoughts........by Titus

I had to go to the Boston Harbor today for a very strategic meeting with Key Opinion Leaders.

Anddddddd.

I fucking saw a humpback whale. It really is hump backed. It was swimming all hump like-total Hunchback of Nortre Dame.

I got horny watching the humpback whale swim, with it's huge hump. I ended up Jerky Jerky (alone) at the Legal Seafood (nearby) bathroom. I was thinking about the hump back going up and down and me riding on it with an erection and then finally splewing on it's hump. After the jerky jerky I reflected and though about red staters in flyover country who don't have access to seeing whales and I felt sad and then wiped the chiz that show all the way to my face. The load consisted of 4 "gulps" of load that was pretty intense.

Sometimes you just have to blow a load.

tits.

Deep thoughts.....By Titus

I had to go to Harvard School of Public Health today to give a speech. 65% of the students were Chinks. They also had MD's, Dentist degrees and a whol lot of other degrees already. When I went to college that school was 90% white. They all have chinky names but go by "LeAnn" and "Sophie" and "Deena"-give me a fucking break.

What the fuck is happening?

Gay people hate chinks. Expecially fish sauce smelling chinky girlies.

Sad.

Deep Thoughts........By Titus

Titus said...
The goal of my Tits For Tots program is to work in partnership with Toys For Tots.

Yet I also want to initiative some process improvements and reengineering efforts.

This will be a team effort, natch.

BUT, if things do not progress I am willing to consider a hostile takeover of Toys for Tots.

I also looking to bring a Tits On Wheels Program to compliment Meals on Wheels.

WTF-Meals of Wheels-fucking waste of money. My parents deliver those fucking meals every week to some of the biggest takers around. They are also some of the largest farmers who are republican and get farm subsidies-bull shit.

Thank God we don't have to send out for tits!

I remember when my mom and her friends would run around and bounce their tits in the house.

That is where my obsession started.

Tits.

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Titus said...
I would do all the guys in that photo and maybe even the gals.

tits.

Deep Thoughts......By TItus

I love titty witty's.

Titties.

Tinsel Tits.

YEA- I am dancing around my office right now thinking of tinsel tits.

wooooooooooohooooooooo

Tits.

Tinsel Tits.

DEEP THOUGHTS IN CAPS.......BY TITUS

i just WATCHED THE MOVIE WE BOUGHT A ZOO.

I CRIED.

MATT DAMON TOUR DE FORCE.

SCARLETT JOHANSON NEEDS AN OSCAR FOR BEST TITS-SHE REALLY DOES HAVE BEAUTIFUL TITS, AM I RIGHT, STRAIGHTIES?

THE BIGGEST ONES IN THE MOVIES

EXCEPT FOR JACK NICHOLSON

HE HAS DELICIOUS TITS

YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TITS

TITS!

DEEP THOUGHTS IN CAPS....BY TITUS

I HAVE SOME BOOGS IN MY NOSTRILS THAT I HAVE TO LITERALLY TEAR OUT-THEY ARE LIKE PLASTERED IN THERE. I JAM MY PINKY WAY UP THERE AND WHEN IT CUMS OUT IT IS COVERED WITH BLOODY BOOG.

IT IS JUST LIKE THE WHITE HOUSE WE HAVE A BOOGER STUCK THERE AND WE CAN'T GET HIM OUT!!!!!!!!!

MY HUSBAND THOUGHT THE WORD "SLEDGE" WAS SOMETHING SANTA RODE ON-HE THOUGHT SLEIGH AND SLEDGE WERE THE SAME WORD.

WHEN I RIP THE BOOGERS OUT MY NOSE BLEEDS BUT IT IS SO FREEING.

BOOGS.

Deep Thoughts....... By Titus

While riding on subby tits lightly jiggle when going over bumps.

but sometimes if they are big and bouncy they will knock out
the person sitting next to them.

They are big and pillow like
Just the way I like them

merci.

tits.

Deep Thoughts.....By Titus

I like all the people I used to fight with at the other place.
They are very nice.
Most of the time.

Some more than others.
They would get mad at me and say mean things.

Especially Palladian he was a big old meanie
and he hurt my feelings sometimes.

But there was something I liked about him
even if I can't put my finger on it.

tits.

Deep Thoughts.....by Titus

I think about tits all the time.
Bouncy pointy tits.
I always love to look at them.
I love them.
Big ones.
Droopy Ones.
Little ones big enough for a champagne glass.

I just love to look at tits.

But sometimes I think
They are looking back at me.

Oh the horror.

Tits

Deep thoughts.....by TItus

I love Thanksgiving.

coming home to Wisconsin with my hindu hubby.

drinking eggnog that looks so much like sploog.

But most of all I love the Macy's parade.

Especailly when Spiderman felches the Travelocity Gnome.

tits.

Deep thoughts.....By Titus

Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

I want to eat you.
You have a large
impressive
BREAST...
but no tits, sad.
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl
owl who is
snowy.

Where are your tits?
Bang the Gong, Bang the Gong!!!!
Release The Horses!!!

snowy owl do you ever get cold?
snowy owl do you ever get hungry?
snowy owl can you provide for baby snowy owl?
snowy owl do you get horny?

NOOO,
dont think of pecking me
because I will decking you.
Snowy Owl
I want to pluck you
but not fuck you.
Snowy Owl.

thank you.

tits.

Deep Thoughts....By Titus

Titus said...

I wouldn't eat it all the time spinelli. But every now and again it would be nice.

I actually don't really even eat that much.

Yogurt for breaky, salad for lunchy and veggies and chicky something or another takey wakey out for dindin.

Packing shit, that is awful, how crude and mean.




That is why I don't live in Green Bay. That is where they pack the shit. They even named the team after it.





Although my Mom is a big fan.

What is a girl to do?





tits.

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Titus said...
I don't tweet or blog.

I do yelp though.

But only if I am getting the strange.

tits.

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Titus said...

I have read that looking at tits can relieve pain.

tits.

Deep thoughts.....by Titus

Titus said...

Robert Wood Johnson.

How do you know about these companies?

I would like to be in that company....or have it in me....or something....

Tits

Deep thoughts.....by Titus

Titus said...
I have a buzz cut ( and a cut hog) and am very butch Troop.

I resent you referring me to some kind of faggy queen.

Where is Mamam-you be good to her and she'll be good to you...bum, da, bum, da, bum.

tits.