Just one thing.....

"I am so glad I am here with you Robert."
"That's nice Pat. But you should know I am not into the fish taco."
"Well this is 1972 Robert. We can order what ever you want."
"This is San Fransisco Pat. What do you think I want?"
"Oh. Sausage?"
"Yes. And one more thing."
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"Please stop touching my tits."

Whose that girl?

She was a hot television babe for a while and occupied many a fantasy of Jack Elam.

And best of all her name is what where all the guys wanted her to go.

Whose that girl stroking her breasts.

What if Star Dates were like J dates?

"Don't go in there Mr. Spock. I think Nurse Chapel has the wrong idea. When the door wooshed open I notice that she was naked with a bottle of Saurian Brandy!"
"Thank for informing of that fact. Oh and Mr. Sulu?"
"Yes Mr. Spock?'
"Please take your hands off of my tits."

We are in danger Mr. Spock.

"Danger Mr. Spock Danger."
"What do you mean robot. It is not logical."
"There is danger. And one more thing."
"Yes?"
"Please stop touching my tits."