Oh Hell.

Oh Hell

Jane, with the good genes,
Aged well...
It's unfair, it's not right,
But truth to tell...
The lucky sperm club member
Wins at the start
And wins at the end...
Oh hell.

(ricpic, July 20,2011)

Oh Jane I just love your rug baby!

[The President speaks of Durand Durand's invention of a "positronic ray" weapon.]
Barbarella: Why would anybody want to invent a weapon?
President: How should I know?
Barbarella: I mean, the universe has been pacified for centuries… sir.
President: What we know of it. The trouble is, we don't know anything about Tau Ceti or its inhabitants.
Barbarella: You mean they could still be living in a primitive state of neurotic irresponsibility?
President: Precisely.
. . .
Barbarella: Something must be done!
President: Yes. And you are the girl who must do it.
Barbarella: Why me?!
President: Barbarella! I have no armies, or police… and I can't spare the Presidential Band. Besides, you're a five-star, double-rated astronavigatrix. Your mission, then.
[Barbarella abruptly stands straight and salutes.]
President: Find Durand Durand, and use all of your incomparable talents to preserve the security of the stars.
(Barbarella, 1968)

Hello Kitty 4

Jed: Ma'am, I can understand your objection to rustlin' - a girl with your background and gentle upbringing - but it's the only way we can raise money.

Cat: No it's not.

Clay Boone: Well, what do you think we ought to do that's fittin' and proper?

Cat: Rob a train.

Jed: There ain't no trains around here.

Cat: Well then lets become communists and take control of the means of production. I read about in a book.

Jed: I don't know about that. Hey I have an idea.

Cat: What's that.

Jed: Show me your tits.

(Cat Ballou, 1965)