Showing posts with label poke her after dark. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poke her after dark. Show all posts

Thursday, May 21, 2009

It's time for Poke her after Dark.


Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?
Plenty O'Toole: No after my mother. She was named Good and Plenty.
James Bond:Was she named that because she was similarly blessed.
Plenty O'Toole: Actually it was because she had one white and one pink nipple.
James Bond: But of course she did.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Todays gratuitous bathtub photo asks: Is it primping or is it pimping, you make the call?

You know ever since I opened a ladies clothing store I got a new appreciation of what woman go through to get to look great. The hair and the make-up and all of the work involved. Manicures and pedicures and waxing. All for some loser whose idea of a hot date is onion rings in a sleazy dive. Where's the love ladies, where's the love?