But Wilbur I like to get wet.

"Com'om Wilbur lets go for a swim in the pool. We live in Southern California and we never do any fun stuff."
"But we do honey. Just last week we went riding."
"I mean fun stuff without that stupid horse. You know I like to get ridden every once in while."
"Of course, of course honey but I don't have a saddle to fit you."
"You really are a dummy Wilbur."
"Listen if you are going to nag me I am just going into the barn to talk to Ed."
"GO AHEAD YOU JERK OFF! I AM GOING TO THE BEACH!"

A horse is not just a horse of course......

The are many deep dark secrets in Hollywood Babylon. Especially back in the sixties. There was Rock Hudson and Sal Mineo. Drug addicts like Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda. But our show had the biggest problem of all. Wilbur was having sexual relations with Mr. Ed.

No one could understand why Wilbur would leave such fine young nubile flesh like his young wife to hang out in a barn. Little did they know that he was a pony boy. A horse lover. An equine excess dabbler. A stallion straddler. Wilbur really loved his pony.

That is why he could only hang out with celebrities who had secrets of their own. Like Sandy. It was a time of shame and desperation. It was a love that could not neigh it's name. It made filming the show a horror.
(Alan Lubin, Mr Ed, The E True Hollywood Story)

Of course, of horse.

Miranda Hobbes: Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?

Carrie Bradshaw: No it's the same, we just played for the other team.

Miranda Hobbes: Oh I thought you were on lasix.

Carrie Bradshaw: What's that?

Miranda Hobbes: That's what they give thoroughbreds you horsefaced twat.

Carrie Bradshaw: Calm down you Oscar Gamble bush dyke.

Miranda Hobbes: You know you should be nicer if ever want to be Mrs. Ed.

Carrie Bradshaw: What do I care? I will always have Titus. That's all I will ever need.

Miranda Hobbes: Check please.

(Sex in the City, 2008)

OHHHH Wilbur your wife is hot! I want to show her my etchings!

New York Post Weird but True (December 20, 2008)

A horse is a horse - and sometimes a painter.
A Reno, Nev., colt named Cholla holds a paintbrush in his teeth and creates paintings that have sold for up to $3,000.
Owner Renee Chambers helps out, by putting the paint on the brush.