Friday, April 4, 2014

But Wilbur I like to get wet.

"Com'om Wilbur lets go for a swim in the pool. We live in Southern California and we never do any fun stuff."
"But we do honey. Just last week we went riding."
"I mean fun stuff without that stupid horse. You know I like to get ridden every once in while."
"Of course, of course honey but I don't have a saddle to fit you."
"You really are a dummy Wilbur."
"Listen if you are going to nag me I am just going into the barn to talk to Ed."
"GO AHEAD YOU JERK OFF! I AM GOING TO THE BEACH!"

6 comments:

blake said...

Vertical stripes are slimming.

rcocean said...

Funny stuff, but of course we only saw Wilbur for 30 minutes a week. I think he was going hard at her the other 167 hours.

rcocean said...

I never remember her being such a hottie. Of course, I haven't watched the show since I was 12.

rcocean said...

Of course Julie Newmar made an impression even when I was 12.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Hey, why did she allow Mr. Ed to be around?

Of course, of course, he was hung like a horse.

Trooper York said...

In my opinion Connie Hines along with Laura Petrie and Samantha Stephens are the three hottest wives in the history of TV. Bar none.