If Star Date was like J Date

"Stop Spock you must not do this. I do not accept you as my mate for Pon Farr.""Well you're dirty and sweet, clad in black
Don't look back and I love you
You're dirty and sweet, oh yeah
Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth of a hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet and you're my girl."
"What the fuck?":
"Get it on, bang the gong , get it on!"