If Al Gore had a fanatsy

When Al Gore has a fanatsy.....he dreams of a threesome....of course there is a polar bear....but whose that girl?

Manbearpig will face "The Wrath of Chaka Khan"

But somehow I don't feel for him.

I was gonna blog about Al Gore but.....

What else is there to say.

Why did Al and Tipper Gore break up after all these years Part 3

The last straw was the photos of the three way that started at the picnic at the Global Warming conference. It's seems that Al, Laurie David and an unidentified nubile Polar Bear were photographed canoodling at the outdoor luncheon. These same photo's also ended Laurie Davids marriage.

Al swore to Tipper that the bear was only after the pic-a-nic baskets but photos later surfaced that showed the ursine booty bandit had indeed tossed the Nobel Prize winning Salad.

It was the end of their love affair.

The heart wants what it wants.

Why did AL and Tipper break up after all these years? Part two.

You see Tipper understood AL's fetish. You see as a young boy he witnessed a three way between his Mom and his auntie and a Polar Bear.

And when the Polar went to eat his auntie.....well he got carried away.....and he ate his auntie.

His dad the Senator hushed it all up. Said she died when the still blew up.

But AL was there hiding in the loft of the barn. He knew the truth.

He was never the same.

Why did AL and Tipper break up after all these years? Part One

She got tired of all the polar bear porn.

Grin and bear it.

Drudge Report-January 19, 2009

In a strange incident at Washington's Dulles airport a polar bear and former Vice President Albert Gore were arrested in the men's bathroom last night at approximately 9pm. The former Vice President had just flow into Washington to attend the inaugural of Barack Obama when he was discovered having a clandestine sexual encounter in men's room stall with a ursine companion of the same sex. Undercover police intervened and arrested both parties for public indecency. The former Vice President explained that in his work in combating global warming he was just collecting a sperm sample to ensure that these endangered bears would always walk the face of the earth. He could not explain how the sample became splashed on his face or his girth. None the less he was released and cleared of all charges based on the Patrick Kennedy clause of the DC penal code in which a Democrat can not be charged with any crime within the city limits. The whereabouts of the bear are undetermined but one of police officers was heard to mutter something about Guantanamo Bay.........developing.