Sixty is boycotting us.

I think he is pissed at me. I would like to apologize because I miss him. But everybody has to do what they got to do.

Maybe if I get some overalls.

Smile when you say that partner.

Just sayn'

Oh GI JOE I HEAR YOU WIN BIG!

Oh GI Joe. I hear someone win powerball in Carolina. Is it you big man? If you have tickee I take off my shirtee. And everything else. I love you long time. You call me big boy. I love you GI Joe. You can use your Kung Fu grip on my kitty. I love that. I love you long time. Call me!

Retorical questions for which we all know the answer

Sixty Grit said...

Is anyone more pathetically stupid than Chumley?

Bill Clinton, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese escort to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, Bubba knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.

The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! A hole in one! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friend Slick Willie joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "What do you mean wrong hole?"

Wait a minute

"So I want to talk to you about your retirement J Edgar."
"Sure Mr. President but before you do can you help identify the naked women in some pictures we have of you and a couple of young ladies. Is it the German Spy Inga Binga from your younger days or Frank Sinatra's girl that he shares with Momo?"
"Errrr....on second thought maybe Bobby can help with that appropriation bill for the new FBI headquarters."
"Great. I want to change the drapes. Oh and Efram Zimbalist needs a new pair of shoes. He is a sweet sweet boy. We have to get him a series. Maybe Bobby can talk to Marilyn and she can blow somebody so he can get a show."
"I will get right on it Mr. Director."
"I am sure you will Bobby I am sure you will."