He's not Ike

I'm like Nixon

I love the beach.

I'm like Nixon

I walk in wingtips.

I'm like Nixon

Because I like him.

He's not Ike

But what's not to like.

Who goes with Fergus?

Who will go drive with Fergus now, 
And pierce the deep wood's woven shade, 
And dance upon the level shore?
Young man, lift up your russet brow, 
And lift your tender eyelids, maid, 
And brood on hopes and fear no more. 

And no more turn aside and brood
Upon love's bitter mystery;
For Fergus rules the brazen cars, 
And rules the shadows of the wood, 
And the white breast of the dim sea
And all dishevelled wandering stars.

Whose this pig?

And why is he holding a piglet?

Now it is not one of our former commentor's who loves the Muslims so much that they would never touch a swine. Because as you can see this is not the case.

So who is this?

Whose that author

TTBurnett said...

Windbag: Don't feel bad about your lack of travel.

 I've been abroad, and it's a terrible place.

Not that there's anything wrong with that

You know I am a big history fan and love to read books about American History. Especially the ones by Doris Kearns Goodwin which she lets us in on little know secrets of our Presidents. Well there is a new book by a different sleazy journalist named Don Fulsom who claims the Tricky Dick Nixon was gay!

His book claims that Nixon was having an affair with Bebre Rebo ISzo and that he was mobbed up and took bribes from the Mafia. Fulsom was the UPI bureau chief during the Nixon administration and has dug up a lot dirt that supposedly shows that Nixon was a drunk, a wife beater, a mobbed up courrpt douche and gay.

When the press gets it for you they never let it go. Guess what? All the Kennedys were mobbed up. Old man Joe was partners with Meyer Lansky and Frank Costello in the thirties. Who fucked around on his wife more than JFK? And who cares if Nixon was gay? Why now? What does it matter?

The only thing worse than a journalist is a lawyer.

Whose that dick?

Hey it seems you guys know all about him. You were just waiting for a picture of him.

Hint it's kinda like Cedarford but it ain't him. And it ain't HD House either.

Whose that dick?

"Why doen't anyone want to see me in a bikini?'

"Why doesn't anyone want to see me in a bikini?"
"You are the wrong Kono dude."
"Oh."

Whose that Dad?

He was a little confused with his first baby and wanted to have a baby on a stick. But his wife stood pat and stopped his shenanigans. Whose that Dad?

Whose that Dick?

Better yet. Whose that Robot?

Whose that dick/

Well I bet you know who one of those dicks can be but can you name the one talking to him?

He was featured in a recent "Laura Bush's Diary" and is a pretty important dude in his own right.

Whose that not Tricky Dick?

Hey quck...whose that dick?

And he is not a weiner. Or a winner. Or a kicker. He didn't to kick the ball around anymore.

Whose that dick?

Whose that dick with the light on the end of his head.

If someone tweeted that to you.......would you know who it was?

Commenter Memories Number 88-The Crack Emcee meets his political idol

The Crack Emcee will never forget when he met his favorite Dick when his brother Willis took him to get authographs at the Beverly Wilshire hotel.

Whose that Dick?

If someone twittered it to you.....would you know whose that Dick?

"Oh, Moses! Moses! You stubborn, splendid, adorable fool!"

"Say what?"
"Dat you Coolidge?"
"Shheeettttt! You best be stop watching the White Shadow fool!"

I am the coolest guy who ever lived in Wisconsin-Who am I?

Com'on. You know you want to take a bite out of this one.

Do you want to play with my ball?

"Do you want to play with my ball?"

"I know that you do."

"I mean I can't even wear my old uniform but I can sell it to you."

"You see I can't be who I was because I am no longer who I am. Or something like that."

"Would you like to buy my red stockings? You can make a puppet."

What the heck is going on here?

Whose that dude? I mean he is the second most famous guy of his profession. I mean the first most famous is all over the internets and in the NY Times these days.

Anyway whose that dick? So to speak.

Whose that dude?

One clue. He was the worst hacker in the NBA.

Whose that dick?

I mean he knows one of our favorite people and often shows up in our stories.

Oh and I don't mean Popeye!

Quick whose that dick?