Hot stuff!

So I think these meds are fucking me up. I am always tired and not as sharp as I used to be.

It is freezing cold in the house as the temp is really low in Brooklyn this weekend. So I wear my ratty robe all the time. I had it for a long time and it is big on me now since I lost a bunch of weight. Earlier in the day I was filling the coffee pot and the sleeve hung over the sink near the faucet and filled with water. What a dick right?

Anywho I was cooking dinner. I had put a pot of pasta fa zool on the burner. Now the wife says I always turn the burner up too high which is true. But this is a new stove so I plead ignorance. So I reach across the stove to turn on the oven and some how the side of the sleeve catches on fire and when I put my arm down the side goes up. Now I don't notice this as it is a thick robe and I don't feel the heat. But I smell something burning.

I look in the oven but I knew I didn't put anything in there yet but I might have left a pot inside the oven. But I didn't. Then I looked to the side. The whole of the sleeve and side was on fire. Nice!

I took it off and put it in the sink and put out the fire be beating it out and downing it in water. I don't panic in a crisis so I didn't do anything but fix it.

The wife was in the front room when she smelt the burning cloth. She came in the room and flipped out. Not that she was wrong. She says I need a keeper. Someone to follow me around to keep me out of trouble.

Can't say that she is wrong.

Hot steaming inside poop!!!!!!

Hey I was talking to a TV network type person and they told me they were going into Manhattan to fire someone. It seems a star of a show is so drunk and coked up that they are dropping the show and cutting them loose. But they wouldn't tell me who it was.

Now if I was a conventional wisdom kind of guy I would go with the tattoo guy because you would think that would be who it would be. But I don't think like that.

I bet it is those cupcake bitches. They seem way too wholesome for me. They are like that fuckin' Mitt Romney. I mean he tortures dogs and wears that funny underwear. But he pretends to be so straight. Give me a guy who made a few mistakes in his life and came back from them. Someone who's been there and done that shit and ain't impressed.

 But it was an interesting bit of hot steaming inside TV poop!!!!