Will the food supply chain break

Things are happening in our America that have not happened since the Great Depression. All because of illegal and unconstitutional interference by the government. Soon enough there could be a famine as the food chain will break because of interference in commerce by over bearing government.. 

The chairmen of Tyson Foods John H Tyson said:

“In addition to meat shortages, this is a serious food waste issue,” Tyson claimed. “Farmers across the nation simply will not have anywhere to sell their livestock to be processed, when they could have fed the nation. Millions of animals – chickens, pigs and cattle – will be depopulated because of the closure of our processing facilities. The food supply chain is breaking.”

Basically what he is saying is that the closing of meat packing and processing plants has led to a surplus of product that is not being processed to be sent to the supermarkets throughout the nation. The food is there but it is being wasted. We already have seen millions of gallons of milk and millions of eggs being destroyed because they can not be brought to market. 

This is because of government dictates that have closed plants or forced truckers to not transport product.

People will get hungry. Very hungry. What little reaches the shelves will be hoarded much like toilet paper. I know I stocked up with a lot of pasta in the thought that just such a thing will be happening.

President Trump needs to step in and somehow stop this calamity. The Justice Department has to step in and fight against the onerous shut down orders of tinpot dictators like the governors in Michigan, New York and Arizona. This can not stand or we will be facing a disaster of immense proportions.

This is what the shelves looked like the first week of the shut down. It is only going to get worse.

Norm Macdonald's Pandemic Jokes

How about that AIDS?

Didn't they tell us that would kill us all whether we were gay or straight?

You know who the sent out to tell everyone that would happen?

Dr. Fauci.

Dr Fauci said

The National Weather Service has reported that there will be seventy mile an hour winds tomorrow. Since the weatherman is never wrong the President has consulted with his scientific advisers. Dr. Fauci has insisted that due to the potential damages based on the computer models every home in the United States must be demolished because if the winds knock them down some people might get hurt. Of course women and minorities will be most affected. All Americans are directed to give up their personal residences and report to government shelters until they are allocated approved governmental housing.

So please be prepared for your house to be demolished because as we know Dr. Fauci is never wrong.

Was Endgame prophetic?

Last night I was watching Avenger's Endgame. In it the world had lost 50% of its population. There was immense sadness and everyone was walking around like a zombie. Everything was closed and the streets were a dystopian nightmare.

Sort of the way they have turned America into a Science Fiction movie.

It seems that the socialist have gotten what they wanted. Empty shelves in the supermarket. People informing on their neighbors. A police state where they can arrest you for playing in the park with your kid. People not working but dependent on a government check to survive.

They have turned America into Russia.

There are no superheros to save us. Captain America is a fraud. Iron Man is really the Tin Man. The Hulk doesn't smash. It's not politically correct.

How did we lose our way?

Marilyn's Diary

We were always very health conscious in the Munster family.  Aunt Lily made us eat right and was ahead of her time in her use of herbal homeopathic remedies. She cooked all of our dinners and we were all fit as a fiddle. Even Uncle Herman which was an impressive feat since he was made of over 1,545 different people that the Doctor back in the old country used to create him. Some of them must have been sickly after all since they were dead when he took the parts. Still and all we were remarkably healthy.

Aunt Lily was a good if eclectic cook. She made the normal fair. Macaroni and frog.  Spaghetti and newt sauce.  Every thing was fine until one day she made something that got us all sick. You see she made Chinese bat soup.

We all got sick. Eddie started coughing and wheezing. He sounded just like he did when he whacked off when he stole some of my pee stained panties. Aunt Lily and Uncle Herman changed color. Normally they were green but they turned pink. It was a little terrifying.

The worst of course was Grandpa. You see he was the most at risk, He was the oldest considering he was over three thousand years old. And he had a underlying condition. You see he was a vampire so when he sucked out blood he would get all kinds of esoteric blood diseases. He was the first person to discover sickle cell anemia because he liked him some brown sugar. So he was really affected.

Eventually we all got better. As usual these things are wildly overstated. I mean it wasn't the plague or berri berri or anything like that there. It did effect Grandpa the most I guess because it got him interested in medicine. He got a part time job as a technician with this doctor named Marcus Welby.  He was famous for hiring odd people. He had the first wetback nurse and his partner was a retard who was so dumb he ended up marrying Barbara Striesnd.

So Grandpa started working for him. Of course he was up to his old tricks. He wrote some numbers on his dick and told the patients that it was a thermometer. Some of these Hollywood people were so dumb that he believed it. Grandpa really loved to take their temperature.

You see he always did it anally.

Grandpa was a scamp.

Burgers and fries

Nighthawks at the diner
Of Emma's 49er, there's a rendezvous
Of strangers around the coffee urn tonight
All the gypsy hacks, the insomniacs
Now the paper's been read
Now the waitress said
Eggs and sausage and a side of toast
Coffee and a roll, hashbrowns over easy
Chile in a bowl with burgers and fries
What kind of pie?
In a graveyard charade, a late shift masquerade
Two for a quarter, dime for a dance
With Woolworth rhinestone diamond
Earrings, and a sideway's glance
And now the register rings
And now the waitress sings
The classified section offered no direction
It's a cold caffeine in a nicotine cloud
Now the touch of your fingers
Lingers burning in my memory
I've been 86ed from your scheme
I'm in a melodramatic nocturnal scene
I'm a refugee from a disconcerted affair
As the lead pipe morning falls
And the waitress calls
(Tom Waites)

I am reduced to cooking nonstop to keep the peace here at the Casa Trooper York. Cabin fever is setting in. So I whipped up some burgers and fries for lunch. It's been good eating. 

I feel like Daniel Fucking Defoe.

It's like butter.

Everything goes better with butter.

When we went to Trader Joe's last week there were some shortages. Not many eggs. Sparse stocking in the bread aisle. Not a lot of buttter.

You see we like the Trader Joe's brand of butter. It is relatively inexpensive and tastes great. But they were out. They only had unsalted. Fuck that shit.

Now I was stuck out in the car and was shopping by Face Time. The wife and daughter have banned me from the store since the Post Office fiasco.  The wife was inside and asking me questions about what to get. So when the butter was gone I was able to get her to buy the Kerrygold! What a score.

Kerrygold is just about the best butter on the market. Imported from Ireland it is as good as it gets. I love it but don't usually buy it because it is pricey. Necessity is the mother fucker of a budget. So we got some Kerrygold and I am in pig shit heaven.

With us being stuck inside I am cooking up a storm. Spaghetti Bolognese. Corn Beef and Cabbage. Swedish Meatballs and noodles in a brown sauce. Chicken Francese. And you know what makes that all taste so much better?

Butter.

I had been holding back on the butter because of our health concerns. But if we are going to die from the Kung Flu we might as well enjoy ourselves. Amirite?

No excuse me while I go out and make an apple pie. With a shit ton of butter.

I got your shelter in place right here....

I can't believe that so many people are listening to the panic being spread by the mainstream media and stopping their life. I had to go to the Post Office to bring our on-line sales this week. Of course the wife insisted I wear gloves and a mask. We got the mask from a nurse we met in Stop and Shop earlier in the week. We were talking about it and when she heard about my health status she went to her car and got us masks. So the wife forced me to wear one.

When I got to the desk the half a retard who works there was wearing a mask and gloves too. Of course was touching everything and then rubbing his bald head so I don;t think he protected jack shit.  Still and all the office manager was there. I used to know him when he was a lowly mailman and my office was in Rockville Centre. He goes "Jim I never thought you would be wearing a mask."
I said "Well I know I am going to die because of the corona virus. Not from getting sick but because I am going to get nagged to death."

You see my wife and my mother-in-law are the Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig of naggers. They never stop. This bullshit panic has them going crazy. Then when I posted this to face book my daughter started rage texting me from Florida about not going out. What a fucking mess. Somebody is going to have to pay for destroying our economy for a flu bug that is going to end up being slightly worse than a normal flu season. I just can't believe how people give up their basic civil rights so easily when the government decides to tell them what to do. Don't they know when they give up these rights it is very hard to get them back. Look at what happened after 911. After that mess they passed the Patriot Act where they set up the bogus FISA court and spyed on the phones of most of America. You think they would have cancelled that after what they did to Trump and the people on his campaign. But no they are going to renew it. The only thing stopping them is Senator Ron Paul. I don't know if he can hold the line.

This bogus crisis has tinpot dictators trying to control every aspect of our lives. They are destroying businesses and peoples lives. The cure is a lot worse than the disease.

Your sisters ass.

The stupidest thing in this phony ginned up panic because of Tom Hank's disease is the run on toilet paper.

When we went shopping it was ridiculous how some items were off the shelves because of the bogus panic caused by the scumbags in the media. In the mainstream supermarkets where the poor people go like King Kullen and Stop and Shop there was no rice or beans or pasta. Fortunately there was plenty of gluten free pasta so we bought a couple of extra packages. But this was the state of the bread shelves:

Nary a loaf of bread to be seen except for the stupid whole grain shit that nobody would want to buy. Why the rush to buy all  the bread? What they weren't going to make anymore? It is all bullshit.

Later we went to the pricey organic supermarket where all the rich people go. Guess what? They had plenty of everything. Of course everything costs two dollars more than in the mainstream stores but the rich bastards didn't have to worry. We only get very selected items there that we can't get anywhere else but that goes to show you.

What I really feel to understand is why there was no toilet paper or paper towels. What did everybody shit at work so if they had to stay at home they had to have a lifetime supply in the shed in the backyard? Now we were lucky since they had a big sale two weeks ago and we stocked up.But still and all is this going to be the new cocaine? I read a ridiculous article about this guy who went around and bought up a bunch of hand sanitize bottles and wanted to sell them on Amazon for $20 a bottle. Only Amazon stopped him because they said he was a profiteer. Look assholes he is a capitalist. He is selling and people want to buy. He isn't holding a gun to their heads. Who the fuck is Amazon to tell him how much money he can make from fleecing stupid people. A bunch of people went to Costco and bought up a bunch of toilet paper and are selling it on EBay. That's the freakin American way for fucks sake.

This ridiculous overreaction is being driven by news medias obsession with destroying President Trump. A news bunny on Fox News told this essential truth and was taken off the air immediately.  The sheeple are going along with the abrogation of their individual rights. There is going to be  a bill to be paid when this is all over and we find out that more people were killed walking in Baltimore than by this bogus pandemic.

I think we should take the news media types and hang them from the nearest lamppost.

The Summer of Boo Boo

We were really excited about our new neighbors. They came from overseas. In fact they were Chinese. Mama was happy because she thought she could get them to do the laundry. Brother Bear kind of liked their young daughter. He even stopped playing with himself and stalking campers with long brown hair. 

Only Papa Bear was not happy. He didn't trust foreigners. Especially slant eyed Bears. He was right for once.

You see the Chinese girl gave Brother Bear a Virus.

 (Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)