Showing posts with label Flash Gordon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flash Gordon. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2009

On the Planet Mongo!



Ming the Merciless: So earth man. You feeble resistance will avail you naught. You are totally under the power of Ming the Merciless. Your bones will litter Mongo.
Dale Arden: Oh Flash what will we do?
Flash Gordon: Don’t worry I will figure a way out of this. We must resist the might of the evil ones. If I fall the resistance must continue. Don’t be like those who are afraid to speak out. Fight the tyrant.
Princess Aura: What are you going to do with him your Majesty! He is too tasty to just kill out of hand.
Dale Arden: Leave him alone Princess Oral, he’s mine.
Princess Aura: That’s Aura you skanky bitch. And it is up to the Merciless one. Of course he really had no mercy he would let him bone your boney ass.
Ming the Merciless: Silence you foolish women. The earth man must die. But first, a little Mongo.
Flash Gordon: Oh crap.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

He even had a razberry beret!


Prince Thun : Ming is merciless and all-powerful. He can only be taken by surprise.
Flash Gordon: He'll be surprised alright
Prince Thun: He seduced my consort Appolonia. I mean I was banging Shelia E at the time and I traded her in for the bald headed Irish skank but still. The dude is merciless.
Flash Gordon: I have only one question.
Prince Thun: What’s that Flash?
Flash Gordon: Where the hell did you get a purple space suit? Nice fucking hat by the way.