Showing posts with label Nanny Bloomberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nanny Bloomberg. Show all posts

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Marathon Asshole!



Can you believe that they are going to run the NYC Marathon this weekend?

What a joke! People are just digging out of the debris and the cops have a lot of better things to do than be on route while a bunch of anorexic assholes run in their underwear. I mean they canceled the opening of the new stadium in Brooklyn where they were going to kick off the basketball season with the Brooklyn Nets playing the New York Knicks.

But they still intend to close the Verrazano Bridge and inconvience everyone!

Bloomberg is a douchebag.

Monday, August 6, 2012

I don't know if you have noticed.....



But I have a lot of trouble with authority. That is I don't respond well. The only person who can tell me what to do is my wife. Or at least I like to think that is the case. That was the cause of the big problems I had with the producers and the network when we made the show. I think guys like ND Spinelli and me were tortured by the nuns so much that we become rebels and want to tell everyone to go piss up a rope.

It can cause problems.

So we are going to the show and we have to get our badges. You wear them around your neck. Now they provide lanyards to wear the badge and when you walk in this dude with a tricorder zaps it to show that you attended. After that is is only around your neck so people can read it and tell where you store is from and who you are. Which we don't want anybody to know. So I always turn it backwards.

Anyway our daughter was with us yesterday and she needed to register on-site. We get on the line and this Chic-a-fil protestor guy is processing our forms. Now the wife and I are already in the system but he is making a big deal of checking us out when all he had to do is rip off the card and hand it back to us. But first he attaches to a red lanyard. Now we have our own personal lanyards that one of our vendors made for us. I has a spot for our business cards and another spot to put the cards of the people we are visiting at the show. So I go to this mo "That's ok don't waste it I have my own." He goes "No you have to wear ours for security purposes." What the fuck Nanny Bloomberg? What kind of security purpose is served by having a different colored lanyard. They have red for buyers and blue for exhibitors and yellow for guests. It is just a quick way for the vendors to id you. Nothing to do with security. What a bunch of bullshit. I just shake my head.

As we leave the table I take the lanyard and throw it in the garbage and put the ticket in my personal one. Nobody said jack about it in the show. Nobody stopped me. No buzzers went off. I was not surrounded with security personal. Nothing happened. What a bunch of bullshit. It is just another example of people wanting to control every fucking thing. What you eat. What you drink. What you wear. What the fuck.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Batten down the hatches!


Batten down the hatches!

Well we got ready for this supposed big storm that I think is a bunch of bullshit. Nanny Bloomberg and Baby Andrew have shut down the subway and generally made it almost impossible for my customers to come to the store. I got there early to wait for a delivery which came normal as usual. You see the post office guy is a regular blue collar guy like me. He just went to work and got the job done.

Regular working guys like Miguel and Jose and Paco who work in Good Food. They were at work slicing the cold cuts and stocking the shelves and making deliveries to the old shut ins who depend on the local grocery. They call in and they do the shopping and bring it to their door sometimes walking up four long flights of stairs with lots and lots of stuff. Those poor guys have no way to get home tonight. No subway. They have to bike it or walk it and if the rain really comes they could be fucked. Or they have to sleep in the store with a caguoutz for a pillow.That's what a rich cocksucker like Bloomberg never thinks about. He can just call a limo the fuck. They didn't have to close down the subway until it actually got fucked up enough to warrant it. This is just a disaster. A man made disaster. A Bloomberg made disaster.

Monday everyone is gonna go....hey that wasn't so bad. Except for all the working people and stores who lost money that they really need.

I hate Nanny Bloomberg.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Plaxico Redoux

The confluence of race, guns, arrogance, hubris and celebrity has all contributed to the witch’s brew that is the case of Plaxico Burress. Plaxico’s mother made a mistake when she named him, she should have called him Forrest Gump. He is basically a disorganized and disassociated guy who has been coddled and protected throughout his life. He has a distinct lack of malice which is one of the reasons his teammates rush to protect him. He is not a genuinely bad guy like a Stephon Marbury or a Pac Man Jones or Mike Tyson so both the team’s management and players are predisposed to give him more slack. He doesn’t roll into a club with his posse and take over like so many of these guys do. In fact his big problem with the Giants happened because he blew off a day’s work to be with son. Stupid yes. Criminal no.

The problems of the association of athletes and criminals in places where drinks are served are a long and storied one and have nothing to do with the fact that Plaxico is black. When the Irish ballplayers of the Black Sox scandal were hanging around with gamblers and hoods they ended up fixing the World Series. Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker two baseball immortals were forced to retire because of their ties to gamblers. Paul Hornung as suspended for a season because of gambling. Pete Rose. Dozens of athlete’s coaches and broadcasters have been arrested for having a gun. The beat goes on. The problem now is that when the players go to a club the skells follow them home to stick them up or to do a home invasion. Stephen Smith of the Giants was robbed at gunpoint last week. Eddie Curry of the Knicks had a bunch of knuckleheads burst into his home and tie him and his whole family up while they robbed them. Antoine Walker had the same thing happen. Paul Pierce of the Celtics was pierced by about a hundred stab wounds a few years ago in a club. So these guys feel that they have to protect themselves and their families. So they get a gun. Now to own and carry a gun is lot easier in the states these guys come from. Florida, Texas, and places like that. They don’t know or just ignore the draconian gun laws of New York City and New Jersey. They figure they can just slide like they always did because they are star athletes. Everything is fine until somebody gets their eye put out.

Now it is a full fledged Bonfire of the Vanities pile on. The asshole scumbag Nanny Bloomberg has to open his big yap and try and convict this guy before there is an indictment let alone a trial. Of course if he got caught with a gat he would just change the fucking law like he did with term limits. Self righteous douche bags like Michael Daly (a fucking journalist and you know how I feel about them) and Mike Francesca (pompous TV and radio know it all) will pontificate that Plaxico has to go to jail. Guess what douche bags. 90% of the felony gun arrests are pleaded out to a misdemeanor with a suspended sentence. Even gang bangers and corner boys. A stable family man with a job in his first offense almost never goes to jail. So they have to choose to put him in jail. To make all these assholes who could never play feel good. To score political points. Make no mistake about these sportswriters and pundits are the guys who got wedgies from the football team in high school. So they will get on their high horse and spout off nonsense when they don’t know what they are talking about.

Does Plaxico deserve some punishment? Sure. Suspension by the NFL. Even cut him off the team if you want and take away his money. Knock yourself out. I hold no brief for him because he is a member of THE WORLD CHAMPION NEW YORK GIANTS. I think Plaxico is one of those guys who does more harm to himself than to anyone else. But personally when I see people like the corrupt Nanny Bloomberg and scum bag journalists and jealous pompous sportscasters piling on someone, I have to be on the other side. All the way. I want to let the criminal justice work just as it would for anyone else. Without the mayor and the newspapers calling for his head. Hey just call me a crazy bleeding heart liberal.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Mayor Bloomberg attacks Trooper York!!

So that hideous corrupt gasbag Nanny Bloomberg has the balls to stand up at a press conference and say that the way to get through the economic crises is to "buy a few less dresses."

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean he could have said eat out less often or take public transportation or go to the library instead of the bookstore. Instead he has to attack dress stores. He knows I have a dress store and he is trying to destroy me. I know it.

Well it's on douche bag. Anthony Wiener has just got his new number one fan.